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Posted by T & T on 3/11/2022, 8:04 pm, in reply to "We tried that, but unfortunately..."
That is one of the shortcomings of humans.
Tell her not to put away the shovel yet. Unfortunately, there may be more evil white flakes this weekend. Do you want to help us strangle that groundhog? 
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...it only led to kissing, which means that we had to spend the rest of the night licking her drool off our poor, abused fur coats. Why do humans kiss furs without their express permission? Why? If she'd asked us for permission, we would have said fine, but to please wait until we could put on our raincoats, boots, hats, and mittens. Then, at least, we would have been protected from her sloppy wet kisses and wouldn't have to feel like we needed to bathe for the rest of the month. WAAAHH!!! We have decided to stalk our human. We will follow every move she makes and stay as close to her as possible without actually touching her. That way, we can make sure she doesn't ambush us again. We may hiss at her if she tries to touch us.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La Previous Message
Get out her favorite mug and say the word "Cake". See if she smiles or gives you a kissing. Previous Message
There's snow outside! Our mom is not a happy camper. What should we do? We would cuddle with her, but we think she stinks. Any other suggestions?
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La
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