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Posted by Chloe and Baxter McChew-La on 2/21/2022, 12:53 pm, in reply to "*shacking the treats*"
Yes, we prefer very important scientific and medical research. We are THAT CLOSE to figuring out how to make humans sit still when you're sitting on their lap. We are also just INCHES away from figuring out how to make humans stop reading, talking on the phone, or doing anything that distracts them from us when we want their attention. You can be on our research team, if you'd like.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La 
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Forget about that nasty stuff. (can you delete that?) Let's talk about Temptations. We try not to eat stuff off the floor. Maybe that is why we don't eat treats. It is cool that you only eat them sometimes.
Nope, we aren't into Social Media. We prefur programming and scientific research. *crossing claws behind their backs*
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Buggies scare us!!!! Stinky ears scare us!!! We would be happy to lick your ears as soon as the v-e-t gives you a clean bill of health. Following you where? Do you guys have your own social networks?
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La Previous Message
lick our ears. Pawpaw and Momma think we might have stinky ears of buggies. He wants her (are you following us)to call the vet to have us checked out.
Tell us, please did you find anything stinky in, on, or near our ears? Either or both of us want to be checked.
We will give you our Temptations treats. We don't eat any treats. Previous Message
T&T makes us think of M&M. That's our mom's all-time favorite candy. Even though we don't get any, her favorite candy makes us think of our favorite treats which are Temptations dental treats. We're not heavily invested in treats, but we do dote on our Temptation treats. And another thing. This is embarrassing. *Glowie blushes* But another thing one of us -- who shall remain nameless -- loves is toothpaste made for cats. It's chicken-flavored. This cat will eat the toothpaste from a toothbrush for cats or a finger cover type of toothbrush. It's delicious! However, the issue is, this cat (and, certainly, the other cat) will not allow mom to brush his or her teethies. That's off the table. Both of us were born with gingivitis and, of course, our dental health will be lifelong problems. But -- oh! We dote on those dental treats! We don't chew them, so they don't help our teethies, but we think they're even better than stinky old human candy. Can we pretend T&T's are dental treats and lick your ears? Please? May we?
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La Previous Message
Chloe and Baxter gave us (or at least Momma) an earworm. How could they do such a thing to poor little us?
P.S. Are you tired of T & T? Should we use our names like you do, or pick a designated spokescat like 'Gellan and the gang did? Previous Message
...our mom seems to be made of rubber. On the rare occasions when she's fallen on ice, she's bounced right back up like a red rubber ball. Tee, hee, hee. There's an earworm in there somewhere. We're supposed to get more melting today, and we wish the sun luck with that. The layer of ice is still a few inches thick. Snow on Sunday.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster McChew-La Previous Message
We hope she is ok! Those unplanned triple axels followed by a double toe loop can lead to ouchies. Previous Message
It is another cold, icy day. Would anyfur or anyfurless like to go for a sleigh ride with us? Mom went ice skating this morning unexpectedly when she had to bring our recycling bin in from the curb. We wish she had known the driveway had turned into a skating rink. She could have taken us all for a sleigh ride! Or, at least, she could have worn appropriate feet attire. She does not own ice skates, but boots may have helped.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La
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