Yes. I have a new name. This morning, instead of Baxter, Bagster, Baster, or Maxter, my human called me "Ragster." Then she laughed. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't laughed. But, since she thought it was funny to call me "Ragster," I'm afraid she might do it again. In fact, I'm afraid it will stick, since my mom does not think the name "Baxter" fits me, and she doesn't feel as if "Maxter" if much better, and she gets bored with names easily. WAAAHHH!!! I don't want to be named "Ragster." I just don't!

Love,
Baster McChew-La