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Re: *beaming and wagging his handsome, distinguished tail*
Posted by Baxter McChew-La on 7/29/2020, 7:16 am, in reply to "good choice
Thank you so much, Tazie and Tuxie. I have always tried to be distinguished. Even when I was a new fur here, and I hid between the desk and the credenza for two months because I was scared spitless, I still distinguished myself because of how handsomely I hid. Take Glowie. She wasn't distinguished at all when she hid in the closet. She just squished herself underneath stuff any old how so that our new human wouldn't be able to see or hear her, or even know that she was still in there or, if she was, that she was still alive and not at the Bridge. That wasn't distinguished at all. That was unkind. I was very kind, and more importantly, I was distinguished! So there! Want to rub distinguished velveteen noses with me? Except the only problem is that, as of last night, my name seems to have morphed into Bassidy. Oh, dear. My human is nuts.
Mister Baxter Kincaid McChew-La
That is furry distinguished, Mister Baxter Kincaid McChew-La.
My new mom, who stinks, wanted to call me Baster Kincaid. But, because she stinks, she has forfeited her right to call me anything except Baxter. Maybe I will make her call me Mr. Baxter. That would be fun! *wagging his joyful foofy tail* Yes. I think that is what I will do! I will be Mister Baxter McChew-La!
Mr. Baxter McChew-La