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Posted by Chloe and Baxter McChew-La on 7/23/2020, 9:22 am, in reply to "*beaming with joy*"
We are so glad to know that we are normal and we are not even one tiny bit weird! But why don't you hide your soccer balls? Isn't that how you play soccer? We're asking for a pair of fur friends. (We already knew that our mom was weird. But we love her, anyway, so it's okay.)
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La 
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We aren't weird! We are normal cats! We are just like you! Except we don't hide our soccer balls. (No! You may not play with them without asking first.) Previous Message
See, we're not big eaters. We don't disdain food. But we're munchers more than eaters. We just nosh on whatever's there, whenever we want a snack. Our mom gives us breakfast, for sure. Then, sometimes, we take her back to our bowls and meow for more. And she's been trained to refill them, on command. But, typically, we just leave our breakfast bowls filled until we feel like munching. Then we'll take all day long to eat one stinky old can of Fancy Feast. We live mostly on sunshine and air and love, is what our mom has to say about that. Sometimes, we eat dry food, too, but we prefer to do that in private. Our mom is more of a grazer than an eater, too, so we learned this behavior from her. She can't get mad at us, because she does it, too.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster Kincaid McChew-La Previous Message
Your Mom only feeds you sometimes? Our purrents feed us at breakfast time and at dinner time. Maybe that is sometimes, or maybe it is every time. No one else feeds us. Previous Message
Hekko. Howareyouwearefinethankyouandyou. And you? Except the heat wave has broken and it is cooler out now. We think our mom may cry. She loves the heat. She may say "waaaahhhh!!!" But, then again, she may be happy that she won't bake the way she has been for the past two days. It all just depends which side of the bed she woke up on this morning. We know that, even if she's sad about the broken heat wave, she will give us both kisses and pats, because she loves us. Of course, then we will have to bathe, because her kisses and pats are stinky. But, still, we like to indulge her when she's affectionate. It makes her happy, and making her happy is the least we can do since she feeds us. Sometimes.
Love,
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster McChew-La
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