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Re: *sighing in tandem* Sending humans away used to be a lot easier.
Before the panda emic, you could just say to a human, "Go get me more food!" or "I have to poop; get me some litter!" and they would run out the door. These days, when you say something like that, the human says, "Let's see. Oh, here it is. Flamazon dot com. Cat food. Cat litter." And then press some buttons, and they don't go anywhere except outside to get the package when it arrives. Even when the humans STINK, you can't get rid of them, even for a few minutes, because they're always underfoot and underpaw. It's just awful!
Glowie Ann and Baster McChew-La
*zooming through the house* Yes they are. Pawpaw always wants us to "come here." Or Momma tells us "finish your diner boys." They want the whole bed to themselves all night then giggle about us sharing it during the day. They complain a lot about "no good news."
If it weren't for the pets and scratches we might send them away.
Our mom's stress is getting to us. Yes, it is. We are acting like maniacs. I (Glowie Ann) even hissed at Bagster this morning -- and I never hiss at Bagster! And he didn't deserve it, either. We're both non-aggressive. But...our mom is uptight. So we are anxious, too, and we're acting like goofballs. Our mom is very unhappy about that.
Glowie Ann McChew-La and Baster McChew-La