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giggle giggle howz aboot.msg
wez just lick her toes an make herz giggle teeeheeee
But...I could never bite your toes. You are my new friends, and I love you! I don't blame you for my new human's laziness, because at least, this way, I am able to play with my new toy any time I'd like. If I'd relied on my new human, I would hardly ever be able to play with it. So you did a good thing. It's the new HUMAN'S toes I want to bite! They are very naughty toes. Will you help me bite them, please? They have to learn.
wez told your sweet meowmie dat it could be done wahhhhhh please don't bite our toes
Yes. My new human found a way to make my new cat dancer toy hold itself in place so that I could play with it, and all because she's too lazy to hold it for me. I'm playing with the toy, anyway, but I'm thinking about how I want to bite my new human. I wish I had adopted a whole different human that time! Any human would be better than this one. This one is selfish.
(Ted) Baxter McChew-La