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Posted by Stacey McChew-La on 11/7/2019, 3:01 pm, in reply to "oh oh datz happy mews.msg"
Who meows that I love Glowie the Skunk and Baster McChew-La? Who has been lying to you? I do not want to rub noses with them, and I do not want to hug them, and I do not want to snuggle with them, and they are ugly, nasty furs, and ... and ... and somefur has been telling you fibs! So there!
Love,
Stacey McChew-La 
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wez know your hooman adorez youse both fury fury fury much Previous Message
Our new human loves us both very much. We have even noticed that she is quite worshipful of us in that goofy, silly way that humans get. She adores us so much that you couldn't pry us out of her arms with a crowbar. We were only teasing. We do like each other. We're happy to have each other as company, and it's much better for our human to have two furs. It makes her less crazy because she worries less. Like, this morning, we didn't eat most of our breakfast. The human just shrugged it off, because both of us did the same thing -- we sampled our breakfast and then said, meh, and scampered away to play with our toys. She would worry if it were just one cat, but with two of us, she can't. So she is happy and cheerful, and she doesn't care whether we hiss at each other or not. She loves us just the same.
Love,
Glowie the Skunk and Baster McChew-La Previous Message
She can't return either of youse.
Meowmie shelter offends gets kitties surrendered and people will say a pair is bonded but den de shelter sees dey isn't so will adopt separately. But those they see that are, are always adopted together. We hiss at each other sometimes Previous Message
There. Now that your paws are all licked, we can move on with the conversation. Tee, hee, hee. Annie and Shug, it is hard for humans to get used to the time change. We have to be extra nice to them while they go through that jet lag. We're trying to snag an extra meal every day until our human catches up with the clock change. Taze and Tuxie, the two of us are inseparable. The shelter human said so. That means we have to pretend to be inseparable for another couple of weeks. Then, if we never have to look at each other again, it will be too soon. We don't even much like each other! We're not sure why we said good morning to the new human together. But, when we hid for that whole first month, we probably didn't see more than 6 seconds of each other. Now we have only rubbed velveteen noses a few times, hung out in the same room maybe a half a dozen times, and we have hissed at each other or fought over toys about half a dozen times, too. We are not as close as our human was led to believe we were. She thinks she should probably ask whether she can get a refund on one of us. She will pretend she's never played with us. Tee, hee, hee.
Love,
Glowie and Maxter McChew-La Previous Message
We used to do everything together like you guys do. Now that we are in our third year of living here we are being more independent. Tailor is right at the door ready to start the day every morning. While Tucker is often still in his little bed yawning when Momma comes to get us up in the morning.
Isn't it great being real cats? Previous Message
Hekko. Howareyouwearefinethankyouandyou. And you? Except we're disappointed in ourselves, because we are forgetting how to be aloof. We ran into the new human's bedroom this morning when she made getting-up noises. We wanted to stay aloof for much longer than this. WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Love,
Glowie and Maxter McChew-La
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