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We have changed our mind about loving the new human.
Posted by Chloe and Baxter McChew-La on 10/23/2019, 5:22 pm
We were going to start to love our new human, but we have decided against it, because she told us we taste like cotton candy, and that is both disrespectful and riddikilus, because we don't taste anything like cotton candy, and we have decided to never, ever let the new human come near us again, and she will not be our new mommy until she recants and admits that we taste like cats.
Glowie McChew-La and Ted Baxter McChew-La