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The one good thing about my name
is Justin Tucker is the best kicker in the whole NFL. But then, your human probably doesn't let you watch TV or football. So that won't mean anything to you.
Before I decide to be best friends with you I need to know if you wear a tuxedo or if you have orange and white fur.
My humans say I have to be best friends with Tailor and call him brofur, even though we aren't actually related. We just live in the same house. I like him OK but sometimes he can be a pain-in-the-tail. If you know what I mean.
I absolutely see your issue. I have the same problem. We are, like, practically brofurs in our anguish over our stupid names. WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! May I be one of your best friends in the whole wide world, please? We can commiserate with one another and tell each other all our woes. Wouldn't that be fun?
Humans have to be careful just saying my name.
I'm with ya Bax, buddy.
That's especially now because the new human seems to have decided to call me Glowie instead of Chloe. She says that, since I am The Invisible Cat, and I won't come out of hiding, it doesn't matter what she calls me, and she says I'm lucky she doesn't call me Prunella. I loathe her! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! PS: She's begun to call Baxter McChew-La "Baster." Oh! Don't think for one moment Baxter McChew-La is unaware of the inference!