*planting angry, huge paws on disgruntled, heavy wrinkled thighs* I'm hard to clean up after, am I? And that's why I didn't get an invitation to your party? Well, smarty furs, I wouldn't have been able to attend your party, anyway, because Angel F-Troop and Angel Mystie Blue invited me to a much better party at the Bridge! And...and...and...if you had invited me to your party, I wouldn't have liked the nasty old mousieburgers you served, anyway. Why didn't you invite me? Why? Oh, why? I would have cleaned up after myself, you know. I would have! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! You're discriminating against me because I'm an elephant. You're like that evil human, Donald Rump!!!! You want to send me back to my own country. You don't love me at all!
Love,
Edgar the Elephant McChew-La

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a donkey came. It is a good thing it wasn't an elephant! Have you ever tried to clean up after an elephant? Not that we don't like elephants. We do. They are cute. They are just hard to clean up after.
Oh dear, we are getting ourownselves into more trouble.