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Re: Taze and Tux, when Mother Nature is stinky and selfish...
...then the best thing to do is make a pigface at her and say "neener, neener," and explain all about how you're rubber and she's glue, and all the mousies that bounce off the tomatoes will stick to her big, ugly nose, and ask her how she'll like that! I'll bet she stands up on a chair and jumps up to the ceiling to get away from the mousies that bounce off the tomatoes, and I've never even heard of an EF1. Is that one of those robots from Barf Wars, like an R2D2?
Callie Marie McChew-La
It was an EF1, according to the National Weather service and they won't take it back. It only hurt some trees and houses got missing shingles and siding. Oh, one government transportation building had half of the roof ripped off.
Mother Nature said it was stinky and she will not take it back. waaahhh! We tried! We really did!
You don't get to have tomatoes or scary weather events in MD. No! You do not! Make them take it back RIGHT NOW!!! Make them!
Callie Marie McChew-La and her stinky mom
Unkle Oakley! Auntie Sugar! We brought cricket legs and fly wings and chips and nip punch. Do you want to party?
We did not have a tomato today. Although, we did yesterday. The sirens went off and Momma had to tell all the library patrons to go to the basement or hide in the stair wells, again. The sky was so scary dark and the wind blew down trees and stuff. We know you would have been scared.
It was probably a little yellow one because it didn't do a lot of damage. But, it was a tomato!