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Re: Happy, happy birthday, Anty GailT&T Momma!!!!
I love you so much, but why would you call babies Tux and Taze noosances? Also, where is our mousie cake and mice scream? And why, oh why, are you trying to claim that my human is pretty great when she is demonstrably stinky in every way? For example, currently, she is sitting at her desk while I am about 6 inches away from her. And is she playing with me and telling me how beautiful and kind and wonderful I am? No, she is not. She is staring at a computer monitor because, as I have said repeatedly, she is selfish and stinky. You are not a stinky human. You are a nice human. Do you think your noosances might want to swap mommies with me? I will take Uncle Mark, too. He can be my daddy.
Callie Marie McChew-La
I love all you kitties as if we know each other. Despite what you think, your humans are pretty great too! They have helped me understand the cats who live with me. Sadly, Tucker and Tailer are not kittens anymore, they are big 2-year-old cats. They are still adorable when they are not being major nuisances. I just wish they would sit on my lap more often.
It has been an eventful year but it always is when you are a kittie's meowme.