Posted by storm chaser on 1/24/2008, 3:54 pm
64.18.149.2
now all you doe doe birds riding your scooters and eating your chili cheese dog can now go take a piss in a river, i,m back for good, there is no amount of force tug or pull that you can get me off this messageboard,,,,, if any of you doe doe birds want to catch me you,ll have to go and get on your scooters a find me on the road,,, that is my home, a storm chaser needs no house all he need is a pickup and some blankets the highway is my home just like some of you doe doe scooter riders, i never ever wanted to get off the road i take pisses on the side of the road,,, when im storm chasing,,, i however do have a home located in a nice sucleded area in the south states,,, where i do my normal stuff,, like being sexy and chuging down beers in my local beningans were my buddy earl meets me and he downs the beer just like i do,,, i could chug and whole keg of beer and still go out and storm chase,, hell i see more storms that way,,, i guess my body doesn,t handle alcohol very well,,, i never ever drink while drviing though,,, i drink in a bar,,, but those doe doe bird police men always arrest me,,, i just will be going to taco bell then i hear it whooo whooo the those doe doe bird cops come out and give me a ticket,,, however i,ve only been to jail once and the was in the late summer of 1992 i had my very sexy overalls on and the doe doe bird cop pulled me over and said , son what the hell you do you were in the wrong lane, i said to the officer oh i gueess i didnt know,, he pulled be out of the car and made me take a breath anylizer test,,,, i failed and he hualed my butt to jail,, i called my family and ssaid i was in jail and they came and bailed me out,,,, but this story isnt over,,, about 2 weeks later the cops paid a visit to my house and told me if i was caught drinkin again they would put a breath anyalzer in the car,,, i said ok and they went away,,, a couple of week later i got caught again,, this time the cop nearly beat me to death,,,, i was driving on the wrong side of the raod again,, just merly trying to get to taco beuno to get a burrito, and some tacos,,, i was sent to jail and my family once again bailed me out,,, but this time i had to get a breath anylizer installed on my car,,, and i was also shipped up like some cagged gorilla to achol intervetion,,, after two weeks i wouldnt touch a beer ever again,,,,
and folks the lesson to this story is to never drink and try to go to taco bueno.
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