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Posted by Tyler(TheMagical Talking Rake) on 2/7/2006, 9:31 pm Hello again! I'm your host Tyler and cohost...also Tyler...Why can't I be the host? Because the title said so! What if I dissagree with the title!? Then I can not care the least! Oh yeah?! Well...SHH!!!! the wind. Sorry about that. I havn't heard that much arguing since I fought against my siameese twin during the civil war. But let's go to Tyler who has the top story. Tyler? Thank you....me...Today's top story is Financial annalysts have found a way to take a second morgage on your home so you can afford a full tank of gas. And now to jake with the weather. Jake? IT'S GONNA RAIN! Thank you jake. This just in: Arizona changes its motto to "It's really hot here". We have sources from the "Weekly World News" That Karl Marx was indeed one of the Marx Brothers. This is funny because I am not joking in the least(seriously). But now let's go to Jake again with the Pet Adoption Agency. Jake? WHO WANT THIS DOG!? Thank you Jake. But now on the political desk...actually I don't really care for politics. My care for politics are like vows at a celebrity wedding. Doesn't matter. This just in: The state of Pawakalakalaka has just declared war against the United States after a mutated sheep did something strange at the embacy. And with more updates with that story let's go to John. John? Forgive Tyler. I havn't had my last confessional since...well never. Well, I've been very bad. I shave.....animals...for my own entertainment. And then I make them do high-stepping Broadway musicals. Oh, what is my pennance?! Um, thankyou John. That was from the too much information desk. Psst! Can we cut that out? What do you mean we're live!? Right. And now let's go once again to Jake for sports. Jake? THEY PLAYING BASKETBALL! Thank you Jake. During the Superbowl on sunday we experienced a halftime which was much better than last years. And that was better than the year before. Since we cannot show the last years, we will show footage of the one previous to that. "Everybody! HOEDOWN!!!!!!!" And you can imagine the atrocity that came afterwards. But that's all the time we have for now. Untill the next time I have some random ideas, goodnight.
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Due to a busy schedual, lots and lots of japanese homework and a freak gardening accident we were not able to make one this weekend. But! There most probably is going to be one this weekend. Buuuuuut in the meantime I'm feeling random and decided to make another THE TYLER NEWSCAST!!!! 
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