Posted by joker on October 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Men's Advice Column
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Dear Oscar,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although
when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with
my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but
last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my
sailboat so I could get a good view of the entire street when she
arrived home from a night out with "the girls." When she got out of
the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open. She took her
panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my sailboat, that I noticed that there were numerous
hairline cracks in my gel coat; right where the hull meets the
transom.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the
boat yard to have it repaired?
-- Avid Sailor
Sailor boy, dump her, and never fix a boat with automotive fiberglass. Marine grade fiberglass is far superior and priced about the same, glad I could help, Oscar.
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