Posted by joker on October 8, 2009, 6:27 pm
One day, two San Bernardino rednecks named Russ and Duane were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, Duane, said "Lookey thar up ahead Russ, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Duane," Russ said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Duane.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Russ. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Russ,
"we're on the patch."
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