Posted by joker on September 7, 2009, 3:12 pm
Gerald walks into the welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the desk sits down and says, "Hi,You know, I just hate coming in here drawing welfare month after month, I'd really much rather have a job".
Duane the social worker behind the desk says, "Your timing is excellent, We just just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffer-bodygaurd for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $100,000 a year."
Gerald says,"your bullshitting me!"
Duane the social worker then says,"yeah, well, you started it."
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