Posted by J.S. on 1/5/2005, 9:12 am
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We have been friends with another couple for quite a few years now, our children go to the same school and we socialise quite a bit. My wife Lorna is 36 and has never had a fight in all her life and neither has our friend Chrissy, who is 37. Recently the subject came up, Chrissy's husband Rob and myself have had fights and were explaining the adrenaline rush of going one-on-one with someone in a real fight. The girls could not appreciate this and we suggested, not thinking for a moment they would take up the idea, that they could have a fight - in controlled conditions - so they could share this experience. At first we all treated it as a joke and we talked about how this might happen and who would win if a fight took place. Lorna and Chrissy are well matched physically both are five feet six tall (maybe Chrissy is a half inch taller) and Lorna weighs around 125 pounds and Chrissy about 130. Both are really attractive, Lorna with shoulder length red hair and Chrissy slightly shorter dark hair. Lorna I know is a 34C and I would guess Chrissy is a 34B with slightly smaller breasts, but a slightly bigger bum than Lorna. After a while the girls were getting quite direct making comments about how they thought they would win - Lorna felt she was fitter than Chrissy, whilst Chrissy thought she was the strongest. Rob and I just kept the conversation going asking how they would fight, given they had no experience. Both girls said they would not be afraid to throw some punches but they also agreed they would employ hair-pulling and scratching if necessary - anything to hurt the other into submission. Very soon after the challenge was made, by Chrissie, who said maybe we should just do it and see who is the best. Lorna agreed and we all talked about how the fight should take place. We discussed all sorts of rules for the fight, but with no-one impartial to referee the fight (and neither girl wanting anyone else to know about the fight) it was agreed the fight should take place with no rules - only that when one girl had had enough she could call for the fight to stop immediately. The fight will take place on the weekend, at Rob and Chrissy's as their garden is not overlooked and there are no neighbours nearby, the girls will wear ordinary clothes, jeans and tee shirts (topless or in swim suits would have been just too much to hope for and we did not want to push our luck too far!!) but with bare feet so kicking can be done without too much damage inflicted (the girls will have to face family and friends afterwards) which might give away a fight has taken place. So the fight is on. I know Lorna is too proud and too competitive to give in too easily and I'm hoping Chrissy will be the same which should add up to a pretty competitive catfight, albeit quite an inexperienced one.