Posted by Jerry on 9/26/2002, 11:33 am

I have seen a few catfights in my time. I am not so super-good-looking but I do have women vying for my attention. This upsets Mary, sometimes. she is 5' 4'' with shoulder length black hair and a figure that would steam up a roomful of clergymen. She also likes to have her pussy shaven smooth. Why? ah, there's the rub. As I said she doesn't mind sometimes women flirting with me. She would catch my eye from behind them and lick her tongue provocatively to egg me on. (she knows I go home with her!). But she hates it if the b###hes shut her off from my eyes by draping themselves on me. Then she gets mad! And when Mary goes green with jealousy, those b###hes had better watch out! One of them found out when Mary, carrying a glass of red wine purposely stumbled against her, while she was leaning onto me and poured the wine down her bare back light colored dress. Boy, was the b###h mad. And Mary? She grins and said, 'shorty!'. This was at a private club that sees catfights often. The b###h lunged at Mary who deftly moved aside like a matador and send the b###h sprawling on to the small central dance floor. Mary doesn't believe in hair pulling. No, that's not true. she does like hair-pulling but the pubic kind. . So she jumped the b###h and straddled her back to front and tried to pull her panties down. At the same time she was groping into the crotch to get at some tufts of hair. The b###h , not to be outdone, scrabbled at the back of the dress to get at Mary's panties and crotch, but then Mary is clean shaven! Guess who got the better of the encounter! There was one memorable time when a fight started and Mary was at her best... but so was Ellen, (you will know why soon why I call her by name, she is no b###h). This was in a car park and Ellen's date had just driven off in a rage ‘cos she was playing up to me and Mary too was in a rage. She said to Ellen, "See, I get to go home with stud here. you, poor you, all alone in a parking lot”, she taunted that was it! Ellen fumed and sprang forward. Mary, ever ready, stepped aside and said 'ole' and put out her foot. That sent Ellen a stumbling. Mary quickly turned and went for the crotch as was her style. Again a straddle and with her back to Ellen. Ellen too went for Mary’s panties. I was surprised when both burst into laughter. Mary’s found that Ellen too was clean shaven as did Ellen find Mary. they were giggling and laughing like schoolgirls until Mary gave a tentative lick to Ellen's cunt. Seeing there was no resistance she went down and really licked it good. Ellen, too decided to do the same and soon the two of them was at it, in classic sixty-nine style in the dark far end of the lot. I watched with my cock just waiting to burst out. They came in moans and groans and got up, helping each other like old college mates. We all three went back home and had some more drinks and the girls decided to give me the best time of my life. Needless to say, Ellen is now a firm family friend and is a frequent guest in our bed. Mary has had a few fights since then and has learned to turn it into a giggle and a probing tongue. Invariably her opponents became her ( or should I say, our) lovers. That's Mary for you. She makes a warm ####in’ lickin' friend, but you wouldn't want her for an enemy! Those who are not shaven were initiated into it. And guess who gets to do the shaving.... that's right... here! Sometimes the girls would rehearse their moves on the carpet for future fights. I am not complaining as long as Mary keeps on bringing new cunts and tongues for me!