Posted by Cigar on 8/6/2002, 11:05 am

Dianne: Your biggest problem is that you are too introverted. You don't get passionate about making your point. Try getting a little excited. Please, don't hold back so much. Speak your mind for pete's sake! Or, in the alternative, lighten up. This is just a discussion board about catfights. It's not about nuclear science. The things we discuss here aren't going to change the world. I once asked a professional wrestler about all of those people who make it a point to argue that his sport is fake. His answer to that question sure applies to this topic. He said: ``To the believer, no explanation is necessary. To the unbeliever, no explanation will do.'' I can only say to you Dianne that no one is asking you to believe my stories. But if I want to share, and others want to enjoy them, then who is getting hurt and why do we need some self-appointed god figure setting us straight? I was only joking about the park incident. It was so over the top I thought you'd get a laugh over it and maybe be a little less critical. You pointed out so many reasons why that tale of my wife stripping a woman named Dianne in a park bathroom was untrue, you missed the obvious point. That is, how would my wife know the other woman's name was Dianne -- especially by your unusual spelling? Did they introduce themselves to each other, share a spot of tea and engage in small talk before my wife decided to beat her, strip her and leave her naked in the john? Of course, it didn't happen. But to say that such fights never happen and are just wild fantasies that men dream up also is unfair. They have happened. They will continue to happen as long as two women square off and one gets the idea of humiliating the other when she is in total control. Even if the accounts on this board are not true, enough women do read them and you cannnot convince me that they do not employ them when such situations arise. If I've learned anything in my life Dianne, it is never say never. Cigar