Posted by Cigar on 7/23/2002, 8:15 am

I have a thick skin. You need one to make any comment on this board. This thread is a clear reason why the number of responses have declined terribly over the years. A person identifying herself as Pam tells a really good, detailed story about a fight in which she was stripped naked by a woman she called Amy. I am as guilty as anyone here questioning that it was a fantasy. But at least I gave her the benefit of the doubt and, using my wife’s personal experiences, told Pam about some other terrible things that happened to some of my wife’s opponents to, as she asked, show her she did not suffer the worst loss in catfight history. What did two other people do? They criticized me because of some misconception they have that the only kind of ``real’’ catfight is one where two unskilled women claw and scratch each other to bits. I really should not have to defend my wife because that is not the point of this message. But I will say that my wife is very tall and very strong. In her teens, she was really hot and she soon realized that to avoid becoming the target of jealous types like Pam she had to learn how to defend herself. She learned several martial arts skills and worked out to keep in excellent shape. The real reason so few fights last very long and are your typical flailing, scratching, biting affairs, is because generally both women are too out of shape from smoking and lack of exercise or are too drunk and because, although they have a short fuse, they don’t know how to throw a punch or take an opponent down. In short, they don’t know how to fight But if you add to that mix one woman who is both skilled as a fighter and has the stamina to keep going like the Energizer bunny, then you have the formula for one of those ``rare’’ humiliation fights. Most of my wife’s fights over a 35-year period (yes, she is in her early 50s and, in my opinion, is still really hot) have been those brief no winner-no loser quickly broken up battles that are so often written about on this board. But, in the instances when my wife found an opening to ram her size 11 foot deep into the other woman’s crotch or otherwise disabled her opponent early on, she would go to town -- especially if she had a crowd to enjoy the show and display her superiority. As a teenager, she learned that if she concentrated on humiliating her opponent after there was no question left as to who the better woman was, the people watching would not interfere. If on the other hand she started punching the other woman in the face repeatedly, the fight would be broken up by several people, some of whom would take a punch at her. My wife simply loves a good fight. She gets real excited when she takes a proud, arrogant woman and reduces her to a quivering, weeping, begging little girl. And she knows that if she does it right -- stripping and all -- it maximizes the sexual, raw animal thrill for her and anyone watching. And, during a 35-year period, she may have had 30 fights that went that far out of more than 100 fights -- many of them those quicky, no decision types. That’s less than one humiliation fight a year, and many of them occurred when she was younger. So such one-sided ass-whippings have been few and far between in more recent years. I don’t think that’s a lot of fights, especially for a woman who enjoys the thrill of combat and who likes to collect ``souvenirs’’ at the expense of those who were foolish enough to take her on. That aside, this thread should not be full of criticisms as to whether Pam is a guy fantasizing about an incident he would like to see or whether another guy -- or for all any of you know, a gal -- is writing about a fictitious spouse who has made a hobby out of fights similar to the one Pam described. It should be about, as Pam asked, people writing about worse incidents they either witnessed, made happen or were the victims of. In a thread just recently on this board, a writer said he or she had collected a number of stories about such one-sided incidents. One that intrigued me was about a redhead humiliating a brunette at poolside. Another was about, I believe, a group of women humiliating another at a beach. I wish the writer had offered just a few details. I love pool and beach fights because the women already are wearing very little. A good one-sided battle creates the very real possibility of the loser being stripped and humiliated. That writer and others to this board, instead of just offering criticisms about whether these letters are true or mention fights without providing some details, should do as the original writer asked and offer other stories on the subject. That reminds me, my wife once got into a fight in a park restroom with a woman named Dianne. My wife came out laughing, carrying a haltertop, shorts, undies, a bra and sandals which she placed in her big handbag before informing park rangers about a woman in the bathroom who was planning on streaking across the picnic area. Two minutes later, two women park rangers escorted Dianne out in a towel and handcuffs -- tears of humiliation streaming down her face. That wasn’t by any chance you, Dianne, was it? Just asking. Cigar