Today, in the nether regeins of the Camalari. An evil monstor known to some as "pappamoomin" and Robert to others invaded the central hemisphere of my life. He kidnapped my mum and poured salt on my floor! He also threw buiscuits at my sister and threw my monitor out of the cat's window! Can you believe it? 'Mama mia!' I cried in a slight blue shade of shock. It was then I knew I must start an anti-moomin campaign of rightious vengance. Hail ceasor salad!