Posted by KG on 9/27/2009, 10:45 am, in reply to "Re: reader indiscretion advised"
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I never helped an old lady cross the road, but made a few of them move a lot faster when they saw me coming.
Duck walks into a bar, says to the bartender:
'Got any grapes?'
'No and get outta here'
Next day, duck walks into the bar, says to the bartender:
'Got any grapes?'
'No and get outta here or I'll nail your beak to the bar'
Next day, duck walks into the bar, says to the bartender:
'Got any nails?'
'NO I DON'T, and get OUTTA here!'
Duck says:
'Got any grapes?'
I'm still in the same place, but planning to move to India so I can answer customer service calls from the USA. I can do a Hindi accent that nobody understands.
Seriously though, I've given up on my efforts to improve my quality of life, hence my absence while deployed to the front lines. I can't compete with the big guns of government by myself, so I'll just wait for the next wave of... well, I don't need to go into it now or I'll be here all day.
