Posted by MM on 12/25/2008, 2:49 am, in reply to "Re: Free Grandma Toot!"
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When a southern Florida residence was burglarized recently, thieves ignored the wide screen plasma TV, the VCR, and even the Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a "grayish-white powder." That's the way the police report described it.
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that it "looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."
Later, the burglary victim stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on doorstep of the victim house.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.
Have a nice day."
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