Posted by ed on 10/20/2008, 3:38 pm, in reply to "Update on Janice from Saturday"
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after trying to interpret 27 dialects and languages I finally was able to reach Ms Helmer today via the "telly" (she likes those Brit references) - I wanted to make sure they hadn't altered her faculties or sense of humor in the middle of the night using a giant seed pod and I am happy to announce that it is really Janice, our Queen, who is occupying a bed in room 41-2 Ward 3k and she doesn't miss a thing. She described in great detail several strange experiences while there but thinks in the end it may have just been the morphine. She says she would make a terrible junkie cause she hates the drug stuff. So I am trying to contact her doctor to see if they can hook her up to a box of Target's 2008 Fume Blanc.
She will be at the same hospital at least another day because of a small surgical procedure that doesn't allow her to move out right now. All in all she is doing great and ornery as ever (watch out rr). She is quite PO'd however that they removed her legs and replaced them with 40 lb concrete tubes - other than that she'll be back here slinging political bull with the rest of us real soon. Thank you all who have visited her or talked with her or fed her cat.
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