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Late Bloomer Smokers
Posted by Ryan
on 10/26/2009, 8:21:01
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Here was my saturday:
1. Woke up at 6am and chained two cigarettes after not having one since 11pm
2. Had a cigarette at 8:30am while walking the dog after waking up for the day
3. 9am wife comes down for breakfast, I have another cigarette
4. Wife goes up for a shower, asks to join her. I decline and have two more smokes at about 9:30.
5. We go run errands. First the car wash, I step out for a smoke while she is waiting in the lobby. I eat my lunch with her in the lobby and go out for another smoke afterwords before we get back in her car. This is from 11-1130.
6. At about 12, we arrive at a pumpkin patch and I smoke another cigarette as we are looking for pumpkins.
7. We get back home at about 1230 and I go out for another cigarette while walking the dog.
8. 1:30 she goes to the store - I chain two cigs while she is gone. I put on some cologne and eat some mints so we can have sex when she gets back.
9. 3 - have another cigarette after sex at about 3p. This is my 13th of the day.
10. We decide to go out to dinner. I have a cigarette at about 430 before we leave. I take another pack from my rapidly dwindling carton as I know I will run out.
11. 5-7, i have a smoke before during and two after the meal (we were in a smoking section thank god). At 7pm, I have smoked 18 cigarettes.
12. We go to a friends house from 7-9 to watch football. I smoke when we get there, once during, and again as we leave before i get back in the car.
13. we get home shortly before 10 and i chain two more cigarettes before going to bed.
23 cigarettes smoked - felt very necessary, natural, and wonderful. I love being a smoker!
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