Posted by Richard Keath How could a shark get into a shop to buy bacon... think about the logistics involved.
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on 3/8/2007, 2:44 pm, in reply to "Re: yo"
Retard....
1) Sharks don't have pockets so the couldn't carry money.
2)They are of low intelect therefore couldn't gain employment in order to recive money.
3) Out of water they would die.
4) Bacon is kept in fridges, flippers couldn't opperate the doors
5) The shopkeeper would be scared of a shark in his/her shop and run away
6)To mix in it would have to wear a humerous hat and glasses disguse, possibly with a fake maustache.
7) Please see reason 1&2
8)It could get stuck in the revolving door on the entrance to a shop.
9)It couldn't read a map to find a shop.
10) You are gay.
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