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Posted by Emerald Prince the Parrot on 3/26/2008, 1:35 pm
My person thinks MEN would benefit if they were
more like a PARROT, especially a parrot like me!
This is because I, Emerald Prince the Parrot, Esq:
Do not wear smelly socks.
Do not cheat at Monopoly or MahJongg.
Do not rent a horror video, but like the TV show she likes.
Can nap at top of couch, leaving room for her.
Do not return from barbershop with head shaved.
For that matter, do not have a receding hairline.
Do not care if her legs are not shaved.
Do not wear a cap with stupid team logos.
Am not embarrassed by a Tampax or pads box in shopping cart.
Do not have to have the last word.
Do not need to use the remote to watch 18 shows in one evening.
Do not claim to be able to fix large appliances
(now the house clothes washer is worse than before).
Do not keep the toilet seat up.
Know the Super Bowl is just a larger dish for seeds.
Do not tell her to get off the phone or to answer it.
Do not spend an hour in front of mirror checking for bald places.
Do not remind her about how much she eats and her diet.
The list is much longer, but you get the drift;
a juvenile, redheaded parrot like me is a pleasure!
With luv and regards,
E Prince, Esq the JP (Juvenile Parrot) 
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