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Maybe if we put a metal bra on....I have been putting my arms across my chest when people come towards me for a hug. I hope to one day be able to hug them back but so afraid right now.
I can sure understand how you would be sore.
How about a t-shirt with "Please don't squeeze the Charmin...or me either". I don't really know how to get out of it though.
Hope tomorrow is better for you. Good luck at the surgeons.