A little context: Hayden 2.0 is one of those girls that I don't know yet. She's about 23 and gorgeous with long blonde hair and one of the sexier girls to frequent the club. I call her ''Hayden 2.0" because she somewhat resembles actress Hayden Panitierre but this girl always wears her hair down unlike her namesake address. This past Saturday night may have been her best performance and trust me she has been pretty incredible since she showed up in late summer last year.
The night had one more electrical jolt to the upper levels of the epic spectrum. That jolt was provided by Hayden 2.0. I saw her inside the club reletively early holding hands with a guy and wearing yet another white outfit, this one a tight mesh Aeropostle tanktop and skimy white shorts that were so short that they really weren't that much longer than underwear. She was also wearing white two inch heels and looked gawkingly sexy. To put it another way, she seems to be The Anti-Bobsy that has a slew of all white outfits that are the opposite of the typical black Bobsy outfits.
I saw her outside maybe an hour into the night. She was with 2 guys, neither of whom was the one she was holding hands with earlier in the night. I'll see if you come to the same conclusion I did over that one. Her back was partially turned to me at first and I couldn't see if she had a cigarette in her hand but when she turned it was PAYDIRT, as there was a freshly lit cigarette perched between her fingers. Neither of the two guys she was with were smoking which provided a nice little side dynamic but her smoking stole the show. Mark, I could watch this girl smoke for hours. She too has this subtle look of pleasure that while not as pronounced as say Ashley Buco, the expression on her face tells you beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's thoroughly enjoying what she's taking into her body. Again, watching this small girl rip the hell out of her cigarette and then produce these tornado like cloudy exhales is a thing of beauty but it's even more of a thing of beauty when she keeps slamming those tornado clouds into the chest and faces of the two guys she was talking with. Mark, she was talking to them so she knew they were there but the way she was pelting them with every one of her stinky exhales, it was as if she thought she was in the middle of an open field. Neither guy showed any reaction and they might possibly be fellow fetishers that were just too mesmerized to react to anything at that moment. And then Hayden followed this epic stuff up with NOT ONE, BUT TWO things I'd never seen from her before. First, she hucked up a lugie and just turned her head and spit it out right there on the patio about two feet from where she was standing. And then, with her cigarette nearly down to the filter, she took one last drag and to cap off the most obnoxious Hayden sighting ever she simply threw the smoldering butt on the patio and nailed one of her two friends with her last exhale and the three of them headed inside. I'd see her outside one more time later in the night for a brief sighting. She was with the same two guys but this time they were standing on either side of her, perhaps having learned that it's easier to breathe fresh air if they're not directly in her line of sight.