Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on August 19, 2009, 16:30:29
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Remember my first sighting report of the evening with that blonde carnival stand worker with the cap journeying down the grounds smoking? Well, Sighting #45 was another 18-ish blonde carnival stand worker wearing a cap that advertised the stand where she worked...this one on a cigarette break just outside the stand. I only got to see the last couple of drags, but after the final drag, she crushed the cigarette out a split second before stepping back into the stand, and releasing her final exhale into the stand. There was another girl working in there, and it's a hot fantasy to imagine the other girl as a nonsmoker choking on blondie's carcinogenic welcome back greeting.
Only seconds after that, I'd get the opening teaser of Sighting #46, which would become a blockbuster. It began with an attractive 18-19ish brunette in a sexy green minidress walking across the grounds with a pack of Marlboro Reds in her hand. Close behind was an even more adorable blonde in a tanktop and jean shorts. I followed them to a bench where they sat with friends, but in the course of the five minutes or so that they sat there, they never lit up and ultimately walked away. As I alluded to earlier, to be continued....
Sighting #48 would be the next two-parter that fascinated. In front of one of the several beer gardens on the grounds stood two very beautiful 21ish babes, one a brunette who wasn't smoking and one a blonde who had a freshly lit all-white in her hand. The blonde smoker wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt and equally tight pair of light blue jeans held up by a shiny glamorous belt, with an inch or so of her well-toned abdomen showing above the belt. I kept walking, impressed with what I saw but not in a position to watch more. From there, I took an unproductive loop and headed back in the same direction to find my favorite blonde, now sans the cigarette, posing cheek-to-cheek for a photo with a middle-aged guy, with the brunette taking the snapshot. Pretty clear to me it was a father-daughter photo. I had a delightful little fantasy as I watched how long the brunette drug out the snapshot-taking, imagining the dad thinking "hurry up...you have no idea how much my daughter stinks after the cigarette she just smoked".
Sighting #52 ended up being similar in tone to Sighting #36, but thankfully with a better ending. Three 16-17ish girls with varied looks running the spectrum from slightly badass to girl-next-door cutie were in line for gyros. One girl, a curly-haired brunette of slightly above average beauty, stood back smoking her cigarette while the other two ordered. The three of them then began walking the concourse and the smoker got a few more drags in on her cigarette before tossing the cigarette to a garbage can but missing. She then took the gyro from one of the other girls and began eating. Cigarette first....then food..was apparently her perspective on life. I closed in on the garbage can and discovered the still-smoldering butt lying near it....a full-flavor Marlboro red. Nicely done, girl.
From there, I would pick up on a sighting from earlier....the 18-19ish brunette in the green minidress. She was now sitting with her blonde friend and two guys at an outdoor table attached to a restaurant/bar at the edge of the midway. The brunette was extracting a Marlboro red from its pack and fired up, while her even prettier and apparently nonsmoking friend said with fear in her voice "You're not supposed to smoke here!!!" but the brunette fired back, shouting with a nonhostile "I DON'T CARE! I WANT ONE AND I'M GONNA HAVE ONE!" I was so proud of her and stuck around to watch a couple of drags. Unfortunately, it was a horrible location for observing so I had to move on. But I would return to this spot about a half hour later to see my brunette cutie smoking another cigarette.
It was just getting ridiculous at this point as the hits just kept coming. Only a few yards from the table where I saw this green minidress brunette, there's a cigarette stand selling cigs at hyperinflated prices. Standing just off to the side near the cigarette stand was an adorable 17-18ish brunette who looked like an angel. Her sweet face was accentuated by her dark brown hair hanging down to her shoulders, a flashy red tanktop that sparkled, and a dark blue denim miniskirt. Near her was a boyfriend who himself didn't himself look 18 but apparently was since he was buying the cigarettes. The vendor handed the guy a pack of Camels and my suspicion was correct as he then turned to the girl and they walked away together. The guy began "packing" the fresh pack of smokes and, looking at how fidgety his adorable girlfriend was walking next to him, I just knew he was about to share the bounty of his recent tobacco purchase with her. The pack opened up and, as expected he got out two cigarettes, one for himself and one for her before handing her the pack to put in her purse. She officially became Sighting #57, my latest blockbuster of what had turned out to be an amazing night...
I followed closely and was basking at the sight of the most wholesome-looking angel, either underage or barely legal, strutting around the Iowa State Fairgrounds with a freshly lit cigarette in her hand. And I could clearly tell by her drags and exhales that she was well practiced in the art of tobacco consumption. Unfortunately, she stopped at a nearby garbage can where she appeared to have seen me. She removed the previous cigarette pack from her purse, now empty, and tossed it, then proceeded to continue walking with the boyfriend. I hung back a bit but continued to follow as she dug out her cell phone to make a call while she continued to walk and smoke. At one point, however, she turned around again and had to have taken note of me. She and the boyfriend began to ascend the east side hill but then abruptly sat down on the cement forcing me to take a side detour and observe from a terrible angle far away where I didn't see any smoking, especially now that it was dark. I had just assumed this sighting had run its course, but time would prove me wrong....
Next I would make another quick loop through the midway, discovering Sightings #58 and 59, two 16ish blondes, one very cute and one modestly cute, in a cluster of naughty-looking kids, passing the cigarette back and forth. The cluster was big and intimidating with some older teen guys in the mix, preventing me from watching the sighting play out in its entirety, which was unfortunate given how adorable the one blonde was.
Advancing through the midway from there, I managed to find Sighting #60, ANOTHER wholesome looking 17-18-year-old brunette wielding a cigarette in the company of an unattractive smoking girl and a guy who wasn't smoking when I arrived on the scene. I had a pretty good vantage point to watch and was very impressed. This was my most wholesome-looking girl of the night, and second only to the Saturday girl wearing braces for the entire Iowa State Fair, with an angellic face that looked incredibly out of place releasing triple jets of cloudy cigarette smoke into the midway. It was very clear she was a well-practiced long-time smoker, yet there she stood, a brunette teenage cutie whose dark was tied in a ponytail by, get this, a white ribbon. She had the hairdo of a 9-year-old girl but the black lungs of a long-time smoker. Heckuva contrast. She would ultimately crush out her all-white beneath her feet...just in time for the guy in their company to decide he wanted a cigarette. I was hoping girly would get a hankering for a second smoke but she instead got engaged in a text messaging jag. I kept waiting for them to leave so I could check out her cigarette butt and they finally did. The other two in the cluster were smoking cork filters, so it was easy to identify hers in the crowd. It was a Pall Mall light, a brand whose market share is surging in these parts because they sell for as much as a dollar per pack less than other brands. That's the good thing about seeing a young girl smoking Pall Malls. It means she's cost-conscious because she has to be....because she's too addicted to cigarettes to give it up or cut back despite the soaring prices.
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