Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on August 19, 2009, 16:28:07
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While I got these two best sightings of the night early, there was plenty more hot stuff in the hours to come. Sighting #16 would be the next to impress. This 30-ish blonde who was still very attractive brandished a cigarette in the company of her husband and another male companion. Looking to the bar that was the group's destination, she looked to the nonsmoking male duo and asked "can you smoke in there?" One of the men mistakenly said "yep, you're good" and she proceeded inside, cigarette in hand. She must have seen a no smoking inside as she exited the bar about 15 seconds later saying "guess you can't" and then kept walking. If they're not gonna let this hottie smoke in the bar, she's not gonna go! Too bad every smoker doesn't react the same way.
Sighting #17, only moments later, also left me with a good vibe. A cluster of three guys and one blonde girl, all about 18, was walking through the grounds en route to the midway. One of the guys and the blonde were smoking. The guys all looked either dorky or alternative, but the blonde had a very girl-next-door look to her. She was average on the beauty spectrum, but cute...and all the more cute with that cigarette in tow and she talked extensively with the nonsmoking guy she was engaged in conversation with. I followed them to the midway where she continued smoking her cigarette and they stopped to watch the rides.
At this point, I headed back to the bathroom area where I had recently encountered those two teen smoker cuties, and when I got there, found two 20-something guys seated at almost the exact same spot the girls were, both smoking. I sat nearby for a moment, remembering that where there are 20-something guys who smoke there are 20-something girls who smoke. From out of the bathroom emerges this cute mid-20s short-haired blonde, likely one of the lucky guy's girlfriend, who smiled warmly as she sat next to the guy. It didn't take long for her to fish out her pack of Marlboro Lights from her purse and officially become Sighting #18. She lit one up and proceeded to dangle for at least a minute while texting a message. The dangle never seemed to end, and got even better when the boyfriend as her a question and she proceeded to answer him, talking in the midst of the dangle. I don't get too many chances to see talking dangles, so I was elated at the sight.
Not long after that was one of the periods where I saw the hourglass girl (Sighting #5) walking the grounds with her boyfriend again, and ended up following them up the east side hill in hopes of an encore performance. While I didn't get one, I did manage to walk past this adorable 21ish blonde in the company of older women. The blonde was the only smoker, becoming Sighting #22 of the day. She was very pretty and had a beaming smile on her face as she began answering a question one of the olde women asked her. She had a beautifully feminine voice with nary a trace of smoker's husk. Of course, I'm sure she's eventually gonna get the husky voice and still manage to be incredibly sexy then.
I went through a mediocre stretch in the hour or so before dark, scoring plenty of sightings but nothing particularly impressive. Sighting #31 broke that streak as I saw this adorable 22-ish blonde in a tanktop and jean shorts smoking an all-white while chatting on her cell phone at the edge of the street. I noticed a cluster of guys walking in front of me who were looking her over intensely while walking past. Couldn't help but wonder if they were thinking "damn what a hot smoker!" or "ewww, she smokes!" There was no such internal debate regarding my perception of her smoking.
Sighting #34 would be my next blockbuster. Walking down the concourse near a long stretch of food vendors, I saw this cute-as-hell 17ish girl-next-door long-haired dirty blonde clasping a cigarette in her hand as if trying to hide it. Very hard to describe her look other than "girl next door". She had an adorable face with a beaming smile, was just a tad chubby, but chubby in the way that looks really hot on a girl on her age, particularly decked out in jean shorts as she was. In her company was another girl (possibly a sister) who wasn't smoking and wasn't as attractive. But in front of both of them was...dad...and he was smoking. Mom showed up out of nowhere and she was smoking too. Gotta love seeing those families of smokers in the year 2009.
Apparently, the teen girl's hiding motion when her cigarette was freshly lit was temporary, because as dad and the sister stood in line for their junk food, girly was pacing in front of the stand and proudly showing off her cigarette, taking copious drags and exhaling into the post-sunset sky like a seasoned pro (I'm pretty confident she was). Once the sister ordered food, she offered some to the smoker cutie, but she declined. She had a cigarette for goodness sakes....who needs fair food!?!?! No bench was available nearby so the two girls sat in between the benches while the parents stood. I watched her polish off her cigarette and marked the exact spot where she crushed it out so I could get a look at her brand when she left. To be continued....
After a solid smoking mommy sighting, my most frustrating sighting of the night came next in the form of my would-be blockbuster Sighting #36. Walking down the concourse, I spot a trio of attractive 16ish girls walking the opposite direction, and from out of the purse of this curly-haired blonde (the most scantily clad of the three in a tanktop and shorts) comes a pack of Marlboro Reds. Needless to say, I reversed course and followed. But the three girls just kept walking...and walking...and walking, while blondie held that cigarette in fingers unlit for several minutes. What happened next was equal parts sexy and infuriating. The blonde goes up to a food vendor and stands in line to order a corn dog. As she's fidgeting around for her money to pay for the food, she proceeds to dangle the unlit cigarette from her underage lips in plain view of the vendor and all the other customers in line. This was pretty hot, particularly as I admired how attractive she was while she dangled. What wasn't so hot was the fact that the girl purchased her corn dog (the other two didn't buy anything) and then walked away eating it. I have no idea what happened to the cigarette and didn't want to have to follow her for 15 minutes while she finished her corn dog to see if she'd FINALLY spark up that impatient Marlboro. Like I said, frustrating!
When that sighting fell apart, I was in close proximity to where that underage blonde was smoking with her family, and noticed they were gone now. Having marked exactly where she had sat, I closed in and discovered her cigarette butt in the grass. It was one of those girlish Camel Pinks (hats off to RJR for such a brilliant marketing gimmick to win over teen girls). Definitely a cute cigarette for a girl.
From here I proceeded to the midway. During the day, the midway tends to be young mothers with little kids, but after dark is when the naughty kids show up, many of them with addictions to nicotine. Such was the case last night as I stumbled upon a cluster of 19-20ish guys and girls. The two girls in the cluster were both bombshell brunettes decked out in black tops and uber-sexy white shorts and both had an air of glamour to them. Neither of the girls was smoking at the time, but one of the guys was so I figured I'd stick around a couple minutes just to see what was shaking. The flashier of the two brunettes (also wearing the sexiest pair of white shorts of the two) was fidgeting around in her purse and I became hopeful...and sure enough, out came her pack of Marlboro 27s, finally turning this hottie in Sighting #40. The sighting then took motion as the cluster began to walk away, but the brunette who just sparked up got a distraction that held her back a couple of moments. The carnie operating the nearest stand beckoned her over, requesting her lighter to fire up his own cigarette. She obliged and I got to admire her smile as the carnie handed her back the lighter. She reminded me of a brunette version of my redheaded chain-smoking ex-girlfriend Elise.
From there, the group proceeded and it was tough to keep a comfortable distance and avoid being spotted while still getting to observe her sexy smoking and that white short-draped backside of hers. Walking past a food vendor that had some stale samples of the product on display outside the stand, the smoker hottie did a fake motion of crushing out her cigarette into the food. Not sure what the point of this was, but it was oddly arousing. I followed this cluster until my girl finished her cigarette and dropped it to the pavement.
And once again my timing was perfect to stumble into an encore sighting at the edge of the midway on my way out. There she was again....the 17ish blonde (Sighting #34) who no more than 20 minutes earlier was smoking with her family. This time the sister who wasn't smoking before was with her...and she was smoking this time. The sister, as I said, didn't particularly impress me, but the long-haired dirty blonde was just such a cutie. I stood next to the nearby bathroom as if waiting somebody and watched them both smoke away. She eventually stomped the cigarette out under her flip-flop and the two walked into the midway. I went over and found the sister was smoking a cork filter, but my cute little addicted girl was smoking another of her Camel Pinks. I saw these girls, in the company of two other girls, heading back into the midway about an hour later, but not smoking this time. Still, two Camel Pinks in a half hour, and one in front of mom and dad. Pretty impressive.
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