Posted by Mark on August 19, 2009, 16:25:49
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I selected a very good evening to revisit the Iowa State Fair, slipping into the grounds a few minutes before 5:00 and waiting outside the gate until after the 5 p.m. hour so I could get a half-price ticket. My feet were still a little sore from Saturday but I knew I could soldier on for my 6 1/2 hour stay. During that stretch, I scored an impressive 64 sightings, beating last year's half-day tally of 52 (although I was there a good 45 minutes longer than last year). And the quality was there too. There were no epics, but a steady feast of blockbusters along with plenty of frustration.
After a modest first sighting of the evening, I ascended the steep hill on the grounds' east side, a hill that does a number on one's feet after three or four climbs over the course of the day. Heading the opposite direction in a hurry was an 18-ish blonde food stand worker wearing a hat from whatever food stand she worked at and lighting up her cigarette, becoming Sighting #2 of the evening. I could tell she was pretty as she progressed down the hill towards the concourse, but that had obstructed from getting a full look at her youngish face. As I followed her, I got the sense others found her to be a mystery too as several people watched as she passed by smoking her cigarette nonchalantly but never revealing her face. She ultimately drifted off without ever giving me the view I was hoping for, but it was a fun ride while it lasted and my first memorable sighting of the day.
Soon after would come my second best sighting of the evening near the front gate. I was lamenting the modest success I was having after the first 45 minutes when I looked up to see heaven on Earth, this spectacularly perfect female body across the street. It was a long-haired blonde, about 22 or 23, in the company of a boyfriend or husband, decked out in this blue tanktop with a spectacular white denim miniskirt that showed off her long, smooth legs. This girl was one tall drink of water already, probably in the 5'10" range, but propped up even higher by the pair of elevated flip-flops she was wearing. More amazing than anything else about this girl was her perfect figure. If I've ever seen a female form as flawless as this girl's, I can't remember it. That first glance I got of her immediately brought to mind the Days of Our Lives tagline "like sands from an hourglass....." because she was so tremendously shapely. But I didn't even get to fully admire this figure for more than a couple of seconds before I observed her extracting a pack of Parliaments from her purse, becoming Sighting #5 and already making this Tuesday night run worthwhile for me. I scurried across the street as both she and the boyfriend lit themselves up. Impressively, they seemed like a perfectly normal and dramaless couple as they progressed down the concourse with cigarettes between their fingers, but I gotta figure the guy (not quite as tall as his leggy blonde companion) was feeling pretty impressed with himself, walking through the Iowa State Fair with this stunning nicotine-addicted girl, who donned a pair of sunglasses that managed to add even more to her badass look. As I followed, it was hard to see her drags directly, but her inhales were intense and lengthy and her exhales sufficiently cloudy. It seemed as though every male head was turning to look at this blonde bombshell, some undoubtedly repelled by the trail of stink she was leaving in her path. Unfortunately, the show would end sooner than I had hoped as the couple progressed towards the Varied Industries building, stopped at the ashtray in front of the building, took a final drag and snuffed the Parliaments out in it before walking inside.
I would see this couple twice more on the grounds that evening, always following them for a few minutes in the hope that more cigarettes would be smoked. They never were unfortunately, but I continued to notice virtually every male head turned in the presence of her amazing figure. With the sunglasses off, I got to see her face in full. I'd rate her as a 9 rather than a perfect 10, but the figure was without a doubt a perfect 10. I expect for months to come I will close my eyes at night and see that perfect hourglass of hers concealed in the blue tanktop and white denim miniskirt, and always with that freshly lit Parliament protruding from her fingers.
As I journeyed near the bathroom area outside of the horticulture building about 20 minutes after hourglass girl, I saw from a distance a pair of 17-18ish hotties (one blonde and one brunette) and a guy taking a seat on the cement perimeter along the hill and had a really good feeling about them. I ventured their direction and, sure enough, the brunette had an unlit Camel dangling from her lips which she soon sparked up (Sighting #9). I ascended the nearby steps to get a better look and watched the brunette take a drag and then hand it off to the blonde (Sighting #10). Unfortunately, I was spotted standing there and had to move. Of course I still, wanted to see more of this spectacular show. What to do?
I ended up going inside the horticulture building and standing in the entryway where I THOUGHT I was out of sight. I found the two girls, both very pretty but especially the brunette who had a knockout body, but their eyes seemed to have found me even here, so much so that I noticed the guy who was sitting on the girls' right got up and seated himself on their left right in my line of vision. Are you kidding me?!??! I thought as I was forced to turn around and find yet another vantage point. Still, how adorable is it that the nonsmoking guy has to serve as the bodyguard for these two female teen smoker cuties? By this point, I was back outside and halfway up the hill across the street, practically a football field distance away but still able to admire their hot bodies and see the cigarette handed back and forth between the girls. The cigarette would rise to their nicotine-stained lips and then I'd see impressive chemical clouds exhaled from those lips. I wished like mad that I could be sitting right there with them watching this up-close. The brunette soon snuffed out the cigarette on the cement but the cluster hung around. I was hoping more tobacco would be consumed, but it wasn't. Still, I'm glad I stuck around which I'll get to a minute.....
Only about 10 minutes later, I would see these girls meeting up with other female friends and got to admire the beauty and the spectacular body of the brunette in particular, who was wearing a sexy yellow tanktop and a pair of multicolor shorts. I got a charge thinking about how much she must have stunk to those other friends after just smoking her cigarette.
Now I just eluded to how I was glad I stuck around at my awkward distance even after the Sightings #9 and 10 girls finished smoking. Being positioned in the middle of that hill put me in the line of fire of my best sighting of the night. My eyes were focused like a laser on those girls, hoping they'd fire up another cigarette while sitting there, but a cloud of toxic carcinogens in my line of vision broke my focus. My heart skipped a beat when I saw Sighting #12, the source of said toxic carcinogens. Walking up the hill was this beautiful and sassy-looking 16-17ish ponytailed brunette wearing a tanktop and a pair of incredibly tight blue jeans that covered her awesomely chiseled ass perfectly. It didn't even seem intentional, but this girl had an undeniably cocky swagger as she wiggled that backside of hers while slowly walking up the hill, dragging from her cigarette and deftly releasing her exhales to spill casually in her path as if she couldn't have cared less where the smoke drifted. A carcinogenic cloud hovered around her incessantly and it was a spectacle to behold. And her too-cool-for-school image was enhanced further by the sunglasses she was wearing. Again, it didn't even seem like she was trying to look cocky....it was as though this was just the natural way she carried herself....and it was incredibly sexy....
But things got even better. In her company was a middle-aged man I assumed was her father and a slightly younger male teenager that I assume was a younger brother. And NEITHER ONE was smoking. As girly strutted her amazing body slowly up the hill, fumes and stench percolating from her feminine figure the entire time, the two guys stood there up the hill about 10 yards looking back at her as if saying "are you coming???? Move it!!" But my girl continued to casually and slowly strut her way up the hill looking more badass than any young girl I've seen in recent memory, apparently enjoying her cigarette too much to be too concerned that she was holding up the show for dad and little brother. Alas, the only downside of the sighting came at the end when she walked over to the nearest garbage can and snuffed out her cigarette butt before tossing it inside. I was hoping this girl would fling her cigarette butt in the air and let it fall wherever it happened to land, so her sudden burst of do-gooderism seemed a little out of character. I nonetheless enjoyed one final look at this uber-confident teenage brunette hottie in sunglasses strutting her hot body up the hill to finally catch up with the rest of the family and enjoy the rest of the fair. Amazing stuff.
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