Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on August 9, 2009, 0:16:29, in reply to "Saturday Night At the Local Fair...21 Sightings"
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Feeling a little bummed after the concert finally let out after 11, I would spend the last 45 minutes of the local fair this year getting mostly mediocre sightings on the grounds. One highlight was the girl you may remember from last night....the brunette 17ish hottie in white shorts whose cluster lit themselves up as one of my final sightings from Friday evening. Well tonight she had a nearly identical outfit on again (black tanktop and white shorts) and was again walking around the fairgrounds with an all-white between her fingers.
But my final sighting of the night would be my best. I was just getting ready to go when I spotted that blonde with the pink T-shirt and light and TIGHT blue jeans who had been hanging around the smoking area without smoking along with her hottie friend earlier during the concert. The friend was nowhere in sight, but the pink-shirted blonde was passing me and up close I was finally able to spot that she had a pack of Marlboro Light Menthols stuffed into her back jeans pocket. As luck would have it, she was only seconds away from lighting up, in the accompaniment of two guys, neither of whom smoked. I did some fancy footwork to get a closer look to make sure she was worth the hype....and she was. This girl was beautiful with an innocent and adorable face. She may have been 18 or 19 but her face screamed 16 or 17. Her actual smoking performance wasn't particularly impressive as she may well have been only a social smoker, but it was a sighting to behold nonetheless.
As luck would have it, she was about to navigate the grounds with the two guys and abandon her largely inaccessible spot near the cheese curds stand. I followed at a distance close enough to ingest some of her exhales but still far enough away not to be spotted. It's always a tough balancing act but I think I pulled it off and the girl and her cigarette walked into the midway. She made the cigarette last close to 10 minutes before crushing it out. I would get to see that spectacular ass of hers, with the MML pack still jutting out of the back pocket, one more time at a carnival game as I exited the midway.
So that finally does it for the local county fair. While I didn't have any epic sightings, I had some incredibly good ones. I totaled 126 sightings over the five nights, easily besting my 2007 record of 110. And lest you think this marks the end of my sightings safaris, I need remind you that the Iowa State Fair is already on tap for next Saturday....exactly one week from today. Since state fairs are much more user-friendly stalking grounds than smaller county fairgrounds, the good times should only get better for me as the glorious month of August proceeds.
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