Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on July 12, 2009, 23:26:30, in reply to "Epic and Unforgettable Night at Summerfest, Part 1"
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All the while the blonde was smoking, I took passing interest in a 20-something long-haired dark brunette whose back was facing me who had just lit up a cigarette in her cluster of couples. I couldn't see her face and was focused on a laser on the white-shorted blonde, and the brunette just wasn't a priority. But when blondie finished her cigarette, I decided to wander around to get a better look at this brunette hottie with a slender and sexy figure draped in tight jeans.....and discovered that she was incredibly attractive too. She wasn't HOT in the same way the blonde was, but was the picture of a girl-next-door babe who any man in his right mind would go for.
At this point it was just getting ridiculous. I watched this brunette for a little over a minute before seeing another long-haired brunette, this one college-age, walking past with a couple beers in one hand and an unlit cigarette in the other. The girl was certainly attractive, draped in a T-shirt and tight jeans, but she approached a cluster of two guys and another girl where the second girl was even more attractive. She also appeared to be about 21, with long dark hair, a black top and sexy form-fitting jean shorts caressing her bottom, and a pair of horn-rimmed glasses that reminded me of my sexy friend Britt, another smoker from my past. With the arrival of the beers by the friend, both girls proceeded to insert all-whites into their mouths. I tried to watch as much as possible of both, but the horn-rimmed glasses sparked up and just let that ciggy dangle in her mouth for a good 30 succulent seconds. Both of the boyfriends were smoking too, which I barely noticed while fixating on the girl with the glasses and the hot jean shorts.
And then.....right in front of me walk past a cluster of four teenage girls. I'd guess they were 16 or 17...and all attractive. I was blown away to quickly discover that three of the four were smoking. One was a blonde in a white top and shorts, the second was another hot blonde in a pink top and jeans, but for some reason the third stuck out the most for me. She was a long-haired light brunette who was a tad chubbier than the other two smokers, but had the most angellic-looking face. I even pondered that she might be younger than the other two because she looked more like 14 or 15. One of the blondes polished off her cigarette and went into the port-a-potty while the other two stood outside and continued smoking.
I was literally running around these grounds like a chicken with my head cut off trying not to miss all these crazy sightings going on simultaneously, and was actually caught off guard when a voice came over the loudspeaker announcing the lights were about to be turned off and the fireworks were about to begin. This was a mixed blessing. I wanted the extra light to see these sightings play out, but when the lights were turned off, I noticed the group of four that included the horn-rimmed glasses girl, all still in possession of cigarettes, migrating towards the three teen smokers as it was a good place to stand and watch the proceedings. As the lights went out, the bright cherries of their cigarettes glowed like fireflies. The fireworks quickly began, but I had zero interest in them as I could not take my eyes off of this feast of feminine fumers.
It was hard not to pay the most attention to the horn-rimmed glasses girl who, like my friend Britt who she looks like, was full of life, dancing to the music that played with the fireworks, often with her cigarette dangling from her lips. When they started the second song, the girl actually started bumping and grinding that hot denim-clad backside into her boyfriend's crotch, cigarette in hand the whole time. And I was standing behind watching the entire proceeding unfold waiting for the alarm to go off and me to wake up and realize it was all a dream.
As the minutes passed, most of the girls in front of me had finished their cigarettes, which thankfully allowed my focus to drift and notice as a familiar face (and ass) passed in front of me towards the port-a-potties. It was the blonde Jessica clone with the impossibly skimpy white shorts. There are few things I find sexier than white shorts on a sexy female body, so their pale illumination on that spectacular body of hers stood out like crazy as the fireworks lit up the evening sky with the only available light. She went into the port-a-potty and was inside for less than a minute before heading back towards her party. I decided I just had to follow. I stood about 10 yards behind her and made every attempt to look into the sky at those fireworks, but I just couldn't. Her lucky SOB of a boyfriend was caressing her asscheek with his hand for several moments, and when he finally took his hands off, she was back to adjusting the unforgivingly tight shorts herself.
After two or three minutes of watching this, I got the feeling I was noticed. Both she and the boyfriend turned my direction and I quickly looked up to the sky. The next thing I know, she moved over into the cluster of mostly girls. Perhaps this wasn't the result of my "stalking" her, but my suspicion was that I got busted. Whatever the case, I didn't move....and I didn't quit looking her direction even though she was largely immersed within the crowd. But it was hard to miss that amazingly hot face, particularly as she stood a couple inches taller than the other girls in her cluster. And finally, my wish came true as I observed another unlit all-white dangling from her lips. She was conversing with her friend, a brunette, who I never really got a good look at, and clearly readying cigarettes for both of them. In moments, the brunette lit herself up first and the blonde quickly followed. It had been less than 15 minutes since her last cigarette, and here she was smoking again. I moved around to see as much as I could, and the cherry from her cigarette glowed in bright contrast to those white shorts inches away from the cigarette cherry.
The grand finale of the fireworks show transpired and when it ended, the cluster didn't seem to leave. Knowing I had likely been spotted, I didn't dare to stick around and watch the rest of her cigarette be smoked. And thankfully, I had other options. I drifted towards the other group, and saw just about everybody from the cluster I was at during the first half of the fireworks show was now smoking another cigarette, including the horn-rimmed glasses girl who just happened to be in the midst of another long-distance dangle as I walked past her. The grounds were very dark and they had not turned the lights back on, so my job of watching these sightings conclude without being conspicuous as mobs of people departed the grounds was impossible. I decided I had to go with the crowd...but in so doing caught another glance at two of the three 16-17ish smokers chatting and giggling with each other...and one of them was smoking another cigarette too! And it just happened to be the younger-looking brunette who was my favorite of the three. She cut loose a girlish giggle at whatever her friend was telling her, and my heart melted from the contrast between that giggle and the corrupting portable toxic waste dump she was inserting into her mouth.
I was riding high as a kite as I exited those grounds with the crazy rush of people doing the same. Thankfully, I only had to walk back home and not deal with the nasty street traffic bottleneck. And lo and behold, just walking home next to this street traffic yielded FOUR additional sightings. It seemed every car with a 16-22ish female inside of it has a feminine hand holding a cigarette inside. In one case, two brunette college age girls, one in the driver's seat and one in the passenger's, were both smoking. I made it home and spent the next 10 minutes trying to catch my breath before starting to write up this report. Whatever disappointments Summerfest dealt me on Thursday and Friday night are now completely forgiven. I would never have thought any given night at Summerfest would give my fair sighting extravaganzas a run for their money, but the three fairs have their work cut out for them after tonight. Absolutely astonishing! Now I gotta see if I can get any sleep after watching that.
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