Posted by Mark on July 12, 2009, 23:23:30
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Tonight was the final night of Summerfest, the annual celebration in my central Iowa town where the grounds were supposed to have been made smoke-free following last year's statewide smoking ban. While the ban was not enforced, especially this year, sightings were not very impressive on Thursday and Friday evenings. However, I still had fireworks tonight. I went into them with modest expectations, but nonetheless remembered how the cigarettes always seemed to break out when before and during the fireworks performance. But never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined the treat I was about to encounter. This was far and away the best night ever for Summerfest and among my top-five of all-time. I got no fewer than 22 sightings in just a little over an hour, including one epic and unforgettable sighting.
I arrived at the grounds a little after 9, just as it was getting dark. The crowd was intense and widespread with fireworks less than an hour away. I walked into the beer gardens and didn't find much going on, but I migrated to the corner where smokers most often hang out and found two moderately attractive 18-ish girls sitting on the sidewalk smoking. The lighting wasn't great and there was no place to observe, so I drifted away. I ultimately left the beer gardens square...at exactly the right time....
Emerging Summerfest grounds from the parking lot, I see a cloud of smoke rising from above a female face and focus my attention their direction. I quickly discover a trio of two girls and a guy, all in the 19-21 age range, and the guy is the only one not smoking. The girl who I first saw puffing was only modestly attractive, but the ponytailed brunette next to was an absolute doll. Her long brown hair was up in a ponytail that flowed just past her shoulders, and she was adorned in an incredibly cute pink sweater and denim skirt. The cluster of three all turned onto the sidewalk that is the main stretch of Summerfest, and where smoking is indisputably banned, and the girls had cigarettes in tow. I followed at close proximity and ingested more than my share of her secondhand fumes as the cute girl continued smoking long after the other girl finished hers. Every exhalation of exhaust splashed into the crowd, and specifically into me, and she smoked that cork filter right down to the filter before finally dropping into the sidewalk to stomp it out.
I then migrated to the carnival area, where not once this year have I seen a sighting and was not particularly hopeful of seeing one tonight....but I was wrong. Standing near the curb in perfectly plain sight was a group of four teenagers (my guess is 17-18). There were three girls and one guy....and once again, all three girls were smoking but the guy wasn't. One of the girls wasn't particularly attractive, but the other two definitely were. Most striking at first glance was a short-haired blonde wearing one of those shirts with the incredibly generous neckbands (not sure if they have an official name), meaning her shoulder and bra strap were clearly exposed. Better looking though was a light brunette amongst them in a summery flower-print dress who was prettier, if not quite as flashy, than the blonde. It was brutal to find a good place to stand by and observe this sighting, but suffice it to say that with three girls smoking, there seemed to be a constant cloud of toxic smoke being spewed from their direction, and undoubtedly several of the dozens of people passing by objected to these lawbreaking fumers. The girls parted ways and crushed out their cigarettes. My night was looking strong. I had been here maybe 15 minutes and already scored seven decent sightings....and I hadn't even come close to peaking yet....
I drifted back towards the beer gardens grounds, not even appreciating that the fireworks probably weren't that far away, but before I even got in the grounds, I noticed a trio of three smoking not far outside the grounds, most strikingly an early 20s long haired light brunette in a modest T-shirt and jeans. Standing with her was what I assumed to be a mother and a brother, but perhaps it was the girl's boyfriend. Whatever the case, the three had more than bloodlines in common....they had bloodstreams full of nicotine. All three stood on the edge of the grass smoking cigarettes, and I stood behind them watching the show. The girl wasn't necessarily what I would describe as a plain jane, but she was definitely in the "girl next door" category and the fact that she was out smoking with her seemingly normal family heightened the appeal of this sighting. Also heightening the appeal was the fact that she was dragging frequently, clearly desperate for that nicotine and unable to wait very long between hits. They finished their cigarettes and just about the same time and drifted away. I then proceeded to the beer gardens, where I was mere moments away from the epic sighting of the evening....
I meandered into the beer gardens grounds and aimlessly wander looking for trails of smoke as I always do. At one point I found myself surrounded by groups of attractive couples and the clearly identifiable smell of cigarette smoke in the air. I had to look around a bit to find where the smoke was coming from and discover that just in front of me to my right is a young guy with a group of a half dozen girls smoking. In a mere moment, I take note of the girl standing next to him and my eyes are initially drawn to a phenominal ass draped in one of the tightest and skimpiest pairs of white shorts I've ever seen. In the right hand of the girl in possession of this spectacular posterior was an all-white cigarette. Finally, after these two snap observations, my eyes drifted up to her face. The oxygen was literally sucked out of me as I looked at the face and shoulder-length blonde hair of this 21ish epic beauty. It was the spitting image of Jessica, the prettiest girl in my high school.
A little context...I was a senior and Jessica was a freshman. She had the hottest ass I'd ever seen and all the senior guys sitting near me at the lunch table drove ourselves nuts with desire every day looking at her standing in the lunch line. She looks identical to the actress Ali Larter on "Heroes", only with shorter hair...and I mean identical. One friend in high school, who had no idea I was into Jessica, had a sister who was good friends with Jessica. I would learn more than 10 years later, through casual conversation, that Jessica had a huge crush on me and talked about me all the time based on my satirical writings in the school newspaper. I had no clue she even knew I existed, but here the hottest girl in my high school was lusting for me. Apparently she always had a thing for guys who were a little outside the box...and I was definitely that. Ah what could have been....
Anyway, back to the sighting, which is incredible in itself. Here's this bombshell blonde, the only female smoker in her cluster at the time, dragging from her cigarette, inhaling deeply, leaning her head back and exhaling into the night sky with impressive skill. And the whole while she was smoking, she was adjusting those apparently uncomfortable white shorts barely covering her backside. She methodically reached to the waistline and inserted her hand into the butt crack, apparently to loosen them a little, then caressed her own asscheek before reaching for the crotch from behind and pulling them down a bit. I was going nuts with desire and didn't know what impressed me more....watching her attend to those heavenly white shorts or watching this knockout babe smoking her cigarette. Eventually she tossed her all-white cigarette to the grass and crushed it out. And lest you think this girl's performance was done, you are very wrong, my friends!
To be continued....
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