Posted by Mark on August 25, 2008, 16:02:35
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It's absolutely amazing how closely my day paralleled the timeline of the past two fairs. It was about 4:30-5:00 last year that I scored my epic sighting at last year's fair....an adorable and fiendishly defiant 14-ish smoker exhaling cloudy plumes of carcinogens at a cop car behind her near the Heritage Square area at the extreme northwest corner of the fairgrounds. She and her friend were my 65th and 66th sightings last year. This year, I was looping around the Heritage Square area once again at around the exact same time of day when I scored Sightings #64 and #65 of the day, a rock-solid mother-daughter sighting. Mom was a 40-50 something and only modestly attractive, but the 20-something daughter was an absolute siren, with her long light-brown hair flowing over her summery flower-print top, and her shapely lower body covered (sorta) by a white mini-skirt. Hot damn! Both women's cigarettes protruded from their fingers as they walked, almost as if intentionally giving a performance for the crowd. I followed in close proximity and watched the daughter pull off a couple quality drags. I could hear from their conversation that they were looking for the bathroom, and was a little disappointed when they stopped near a garbage can and took final drags from their cigarettes because I knew that meant they'd be tossing their butts into the trash can. This strikes me as too politically correct and I much prefer to see the more antisocial naughtiness of randomly littering butts curbside. Nonetheless, this specific instance would work to my advantage. With a level of symmetry worthy of synchronized Olympic divers, both ladies bent down to the pavement in perfect unison to snuff out their cigarettes on the pavement, allowing me a brief but perfect glimpse at the miniskirted early 20's daughter bending over and showing off her assets. With a police officer standing literally right next to them surveying the crowd, the women then tossed their butts into the garbage and proceeded towards the bathroom. I took a brief glimpse toward the bathroom to get a final look and noticed another 20-something light brunette cutie, this one in sexy striped shorts, smoking a cigarette of her own just in front of the bathroom. For whatever reason, smokers #64 and #65 were conversing with Sighting #66. I can only imagine what they were talking about, but of course my fantasy is that it was a loving discussion about the joys of nicotine dependency.
It was somewhere around 5 p.m. and I decided to make my second and final run of the day through the more lightly travelled north side of the fairgrounds. Almost every year, I get something good sightingswise on the north side, so it's a no-brainer to take the half-hour loop that direction a couple of times per day. A minisaga that would ultimately evolve into one of my top five sightings of the day began as a huge missed opportunity. I came upon a bench near the 4-H building and spotted Sightings #74 and #75, two long-haired brunettes sucking on the tail end of cork filters. On the left was a skinny 16-17ish superbabe, pretty as can be, with a figure so visibly slender that I was struck by it even as she was sitting. Unfortunately, she locked eyes with me almost immediately after I looked her way. On my second passing glance, I took in her friend, equally beautiful if not slightly more so but just a tad chubbier. Again, her eyes met with mine instantly. Both girls had spotted me. If I had more confidence, and if they weren't jailbait, I may have taken the opportunity to approach them. Instead, I walked on past, self-confident about peering over my shoulder too soon and getting busted for eyeballing these hotties too intently. Eventually, however, I was enough distance away that I did turn around to get another look. Both girls had long manes of gorgeous and curly dark brown hair and were as glamorous and beautiful of teen smoker girls as I couple hope to see. Unfortunately, they were so far away and I desperately wanted a closer look that I knew I wasn't gonna get.....at least for now. This sighting is "to be continued"....
I scored a handful more modest sightings on the north side before I decided to make a brief detour into a mini-carnvial full of kiddie rides in the middle of the north side...and what a good decision it was. Standing up on near a bench were a young couple wielding cigarettes. This Sighting #79 girl, a 19-20ish long-haired dark blonde in khaki shorts, was among the prettiest smokers I would see all day, if not the prettiest. She was exactly the kind of girl that excites me most as a fetisher to still see smoking, since her demographic is becoming decidedly less inclined to smoke. She was somewhat boisterous in the presence of her mostly nonsmoking friends, at least one of whom had to have been a parent attending to a child riding the kiddie rides. There was no "storyline" to this sighting, but I had a really good vibe from this girl and it lighted up my day, which was about to really hit a stride in the coming minutes.
The seating area to the right of the grandstand has produced large numbers of quality sightings for me in the past, and would deliver some additional punch this year as well, as I noticed a middle-aged woman and either two kids or one kid with their boyfriend/girlfriend all sitting smoking together. The two kids were both late teens, somewhere in the 18-20 range and the Sighting #81 girl was a modestly attractive brunette. As I walked the perimeter to get a better look at this sighting, I noticed a cluster of four early 20's couples (two guys and two girls) and a stray pack of Marlboros laying amidst them. One of the girls was a gorgeous brunette, so I held out some hope the pack was hers. Less than a minute later, I would encircle the seating area and look her way again.....and sure enough, she had just turned herself into Sighting #82 as she puffed on her freshly lit Marlboro. She was the only smoker in the group and a knockout hottie. I would have spent the entire tenure of her cigarette observing her but she caught me watching her and I decided it would be in my interest to get lost. And in this case, I'll forever be grateful for the fact that I did.
I had already encountered one tough decision earlier in the day...and I was about to have another. Mere seconds after abandoning the last sighting, I notice a gorgeous and angellic looking 19-20ish brunette with long and curly hair exiting the grandstand and producing a pack of Marlboro Mediums. I noticed a badge clipped onto her black slacks and recognized she was a grandstand worker, most likely one of the vendors for the commercial exhibits underneath the grandstand. I hadn't had a blockbuster grandstand worker sighting since that epic supersmoking cutie in 2000, but I definitely sensed I was about to have one now with Sighting #83 of the day. She was dialing numbers on her cell phone as she leaned up against a lone tree right in front of the seating area. Just as she was lighting her cigarette, I sat down to watch her performance but noticed a cluster of college girls wielding cigarettes a few yards behind her. What to do? I decided to make a quick detour in the direction of the college girls to see what they had to offer. I made a fairly quick loop around the six of them and noticed that three of them were smoking. All were modest beauties, and their strength in numbers helped me score Sightings #84, 85, and 86 just walking around them, but my allegiance was with the grandstand girl....and I had the perfect location to watch her smoking performance, a performance that would go down as one of my all-time favorites and qualifying it as my "borderline epic" sighting of the day.....
Unlike the two marginally lookalike brunettes I had just caught passing glimpses of on the north side of the grounds less than a half hour earlier, this girl did not have a particularly flashy or glamorous look. Her red blouse and dress slacks made her look a little more professional, but her girl-next-door face gave her a distinctive and heartwarming allure. In itself, that made her a great sighting. But it was her technique that elevated her to another level. Amidst her distracting cell phone call, she dragged intermittently from her cigarette as though it was an afterthought, but the drags were nonetheless intense and extreme. But it was what happened after the drags that was most intriguing. Literally, 7-10 seconds passed where the smoke lingered inside her coal black lungs before the smoke came pouring out of her mouth and nose. Even more amazing was that the smoke kept coming after the initial exhale. After every exhale, residual smoke continued to escape all three of her facial orafices with every breath. Smoke was literally oozing out of this girl incense from a metal container waved around the church by a priest during Lent. And it was the same routine with every drag. Deep and intense drags, a period of extended where you could almost take a nap and still wake up before the first sign of smoke escaped the inside of her body, and then more smoke spilling out of her gorgeous face for as long as 30 seconds after the original exhale. This struck me as the smoking style of a 20-year veteran smoker coming from a girl who was most likely only 20 years old. Unfortunately, the performance ended entirely too quickly. She would end the phone chat and quickly retire the two-thirds smoked cigarette, stubbing it out and placing the remainder in her Marlboro Mediums pack to finish off later. This level of cigarette conservation told me she probably wasn't quite as heavy of a smoker as I originally anticipated. Nonetheless, what a huge sighting. Clearly I made the right choice to watch this girl instead of the college girl cluster. I anticipate seeing smoke pouring of this girl's face with every breath for several weeks now when I lay my head to sleep.
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