Posted by Mark on July 17, 2008, 17:06:55
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The penultimate batch of sightings from my "greatest hits" list. It may be a few days before I get around to posting the top-five since I'm going on a long weekend. Hopefully, they'll be worth the wait.
#10. There were a long list of blockbuster sightings moments at last summer's 2007 Minnesota State Fair. One of the best came around 6 p.m., soon after I had just crossed the 100-sighting threshold relatively early in the day. On the corner near the beer gardens, I came upon a cluster of flashy and glamorous college age girls, and over the course of less than 20 seconds, I would observe cigarettes in the hands of seven girls in one fell swoop. To repeat for emphasis...SEVEN incredibly hot college age babes, each wielding cigarettes. I counted four of them in my initial pass, but three more of the group of eight proceeded to light themselves up in the seconds to come. Only one girl of the eight was not smoking during the course of my observation. I don't ever recall seeing a cluster of hotties this large simultaneously smoking at the State Fair. All of the girls were stunners, decked out in stiletto heels and dressed in glamorous attire, but three of them really stood out. A dark-haired brunette who was the prettiest in the group, a light brunette who was also stunning, and an uber-glamorous blonde who wasn't the kind of natural beauty the other two were but compensated for it with a skimpy brown leather top and short skirt. The cluster of girls left their spot near the beer gardens and walked in unison. The sheer numbers of nicotine addicts meant a permanent trail of fumes was left in their aftermath, all of which I thoroughly enjoyed. It really struck me how amazing this day was going for me as I broke away from this cluster of addicted hotties....and relieved my ongoing fears of the perils of continued anti-tobacco legislation.
#9. Sometimes a walk through the midway yields results, other times not. Late in the afternoon of my 2001 fair trip, it definitely DID. A group of three 15-ish girl-next-door types sat down on an open bench. A bench about 10 yards away was open and allowed me a glimpse directly at the girls, so I took it, hoping to see a light-up, but not expecting much considering how wholesome they looked. The cutest of the three, this adorable 15-ish blonde opened her purse and proceeded to extract a pack of Marlboro Lights. Suffice it to say I was excited. None of the other girls lit up, but that almost seemed to add to this sighting. Here was this angellic-looking young blonde smoker who, despite the fact that her friends didn't share her love of cigarettes, had decided that no human companionship could rival the friendship nicotine offered her. She was so adorable sitting there inhaling smoke from the cigarette and exhaling it with the gusto of an eager "smoker-in-training." What a wonderful feeling it was to know this girl was gonna be addicted to cigarettes for the rest of her natural life.
#8. Another stunner from the epic year of 2006, a sighting that I loved at the time but has continued to grow on me in my fantasies since. This sighting transpired near the haunted house on the heavily traveled Judson Avenue on the south side of the fairgrounds. It started simply enough with a modestly attractive 19-20ish dirty blonde dragging on a freshly lit all-white. As I began to visually track her, I noticed she was in the company of an even more attractive college-age brunette wearing a pair of white sunglasses and dangling her own freshly lit all-white from the corner of her mouth. The two girls progressed across the street, with the brunette carrying on with the longest-lasting dangle I’ve ever seen from a young girl. It must have been a good 45 seconds before she removed that cigarette from her mouth in time to meet up with what I assumed to be her parents and younger sister. Both parents were smoking, and it was clear I had come across a family of smokers. The dirty blonde didn’t look like the other two girls, so I’m not sure if she was in the family or just a friend, but the sighting would soon add a third player thanks to her as the brunette kid sister, who looked about 18, opened the backpack of the dirty blonde and extracted her pack of Marlboro Lights, wasting no time lighting herself up. The State Fair parade had just begun and the family got up to leave, apparently to follow the parade. The younger brunette was in the front of the crowd, so I couldn’t see her very well. I was more interested in the older sister, who performed that incredible dangle only minutes earlier. The girl was right in front of me, dragging copiously from her cigarette. I could tell from the inverted filter that she was smoking a Parliament, occasionally using her cell phone to snap pictures from the parade, balancing both the phone and her cigarette in one hand. It was a bona fide blockbuster sighting and I’m eternally grateful to the Minnesota State Fair for making it happen.
#7. Back to the Class of 2000, where the mind-blowing sightings turned the gloomiest day that I ever visited the State Fair into once of the brightest, sunniest days in the history of my fetish. This was the last year I spent any time at all with the parents going through the commercial exhibit buildings, even though 90% of the day I went off on my own. We went underneath the grandstand and I saw this one station peddling some sort of harnesses. I didn't really pay much attention to the harnesses, but assumed they were for emergencies of some kind. Anyway, one of the three workers there was this really attractive early 20s brunette in a skimpy blue tanktop and well-fitting khaki shorts that perfectly accentuated her curvy bottom. She was showing a customer how the harnesses worked as I walked by and I thought to myself, "She's cute" and kept walking. About an hour later, I'm walking outside the grandstand searching for smokers....and I find one....her! She flew out of that grandstand like a woman on a mission, quickly firing up a Marlboro Light. This was as close as I've ever seen to "supersmoking" in a public setting. This girl was FEROCIOUSLY pulling nicotine from that cigarette into her black, tar-stained young lungs. After scoring that first astounding sighting, I went inside the grandstand building once I passed the girl, then looped around to the next door so I could go back outside and make the same incredible journey again. I did this three times, watching this girl continue to take INTENSE drags from that cig every time. I kept thinking to myself that the filter is gonna burn her fingers she's dragging so hard. After the third time walking past her, I noticed she went back into the grandstand, much as I wanted to see her fire up another smoke. I almost wanted to go visit that grandstand exhibit so I could have her help me "try out those harnesses". If the same thing had happened today, I probably would try it. The thought of her fastening something on my body ripe with the stench of fresh cigarette smoke is making me pitch a tent right here in front of my computer.
#6. I journeyed towards the midway in the late afternoon of the rock-solid day in 2007 where I would be on the receiving end of my most epic sighting of the day. Throughout the day, I would always see clusters of impossibly cute early teenage girls on the fairgrounds....the kinds of hotties that every junior high boy lusted for back in the day.....and every time I crossed such a cluster, I wished that at some point in the day, the opportunity would arise to see just one of them with a cigarette in hand in the year 2007. Well, my time was now.....A group of four dollish 13 or 14-year-old girls were working their way from the midway to the Heritage Square area of the fairgrounds. Sometimes when there is only one girl, it's hard to discern if she is really as young as she originally looks....but there were four girls in this bunch...and they were very clearly in that 8th grade age range. One of them.....an adorable blonde in a red and white striped tanktop and white shorts...had herself a cigarette. I couldn't believe what I saw, and proceeded to follow the group of girls en route to Heritage Square. But the sighting was about to take on an entirely new dimension as the group would wander directly past a parked squad car with two police officers sitting inside. I took notice of the cop spotting the young girl smoking the cigarette....and so did one of the other three girls in the group (a light brunette cutie in a denim mini-skirt), who nudged her friend in the shoulder and muttered something to her that was inaudible from my distance, but that I figured was a warning that the cop spotted her smoking. With God as my witness, this blonde babe....who didn't look ANYTHING like a rebel....turned herself completely around a released one of the cloudiest exhales I've seen in recent memory directly pointed to the squad car she had just walked by!!!!! The gesture was a thousand times more fierce than a middle finger would have been....and it was coming from this 14-ish girl that looked like she should be a "B squad" cheerleader. The group of girls would press forward, and the blonde smoker handed off the cigarette to the mini-skirted light brunette (every bit as cute as the blonde) who warned blondie about the cop watching. The brunette took a few puffs of her own. By this point, I was standing directly behind them and ingesting the headwind of every exhale their young lips spewed. As the girls ascended the steps into Heritage Square, the blonde (who got the cigarette back after her friend took a couple of drags) dropped it right on the steps. It was a Marlboro red! These junior high princesses were smoking full-tar Marlboro Reds! Any wonder why this masterpiece is an almost certain addition to my all-time top ten??!?!?!?!?
The top-five will be coming within the next few days.
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