Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on July 15, 2008, 19:17:59, in reply to "Re: Top 30 Minnesota State Fair Sightings of All-Time: #30-26"
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I wasn't paying attention until the late 1990s so I probably missed the heyday, but there are definitely some tricks. Go on a weekend, preferably when there's a grandstand act that appeals to younger females....locate the strategic hotspots where smokers seem to linger such as near the beer gardens, the ladies restrooms, the seating area behind the grandstand, etc., etc, and keep hitting those same spots repeatedly.....and walk around alot after dark, when the teen smoking crowd shows up in its largest numbers. I've probably been lucky, particularly in the last two years, scoring incredibly voluminous sightings, but I can barely walk the next day after my exasperating journeys, so it's definitely a case of "no pain, no gain". Good luck this year.
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: I've been going to the
: Minnesota State Fair for
: 21 years now and have
: found it to be the
: single best venue for
: voluminous sightings in
: existence. I've been
: keeping lists of
: favorite sightings over
: the years and have my
: favorites narrowed down
: to a top-30 list. And
: believe me, there are
: some epic moments here.
: With the fair another
: six weeks away, I
: thought I'd take this
: opportunity to go over
: some of my best. This
: batch won't be as
: jaw-droppingly
: compelling as the
: higher-ranked sightings
: on the list, but I just
: don't have the heart to
: shrink the list any..
: Without further adieu,
: here goes...
:
: #30. The 2005 Minnesota
: State Fair wasn’t one of
: my all-time best fetish
: days, but I still feel
: compelled to add a
: couple of the memorable
: entries to the periphery
: of this list, including
: this one. I had to meet
: up with the folks and my
: mom decided she wants to
: go buy some of these
: warm chocolate chip
: cookies before heading
: to the bandshell for a
: concert. Considering
: that took me past the
: high volume grandstand
: area where I had the
: majority of my best
: sightings of the day,
: that sounded just fine
: by me. So I followed
: my mom at a distance
: sufficient enough to
: continue scanning the
: crowd without her
: noticing. She bought
: the cookies and I ate
: several of them while
: walking. As we drifted
: towards the bandshell, I
: look up to see this
: angellic-looking 18-ish
: blonde with a
: conservative white top
: and a long pink
: flower-print skirt.
: Imagine my surprise when
: she raises her right
: hand to her mouth and
: takes a drag off of a
: freshly-lit cigarette.
: If I had been on my own,
: I would have done of my
: 180-degree pivots and
: followed this solitary
: cutie. Thankfully, I at
: least got to look back
: and watch her
: femininely-packaged
: backside wiggle only
: inches away from the
: smoldering cigarette she
: held between her
: fingers. It's such a
: treat to see that there
: are at least some girls
: like her who still smoke
: cigarettes.
:
: #29. One of my first
: real sightings came in
: 1995, when I was tagging
: along with my mom and
: heading to visit the
: very elaborate and
: well-designed sand
: castles on the
: fairgrounds. As we
: headed that direction, I
: passed a group of
: benches where I took
: notice of this GORGEOUS
: 16-ish long-haired
: blonde sitting with
: friends. Keep in mind,
: I hadn't come to terms
: with my fetish at this
: point, so "does she
: smoke?" really
: hadn't even crossed my
: mind. I was just
: stunned with how
: beautiful she was.
: Imagine my excitement
: when she proceeds to
: insert a fresh Marlboro
: between her lips and
: light up. As impressive
: as the sand castles
: were, I couldn't help
: but continue leering
: over my shoulder to this
: blonde who was barely in
: view at this point,
: filling her lungs with
: smoky carcinogens. It
: seems like I've had this
: fetish forever. That
: sighting came 13 years
: ago....and it seems
: weird remembering it now
: and realizing that I
: wasn't even looking for
: sightings at that point
: in my life. Those were
: dark days.
:
: #28. A ray of sunshine
: from the gloomy, dreary
: day at the fair in
: 2000. Early in the
: morning, I walk past
: this vendor stand and
: see this cute
: girl-next-door-ish
: 16-ish blonde smoking a
: cigarette. I'm guessing
: she was probably the
: daughter of
: the blonde woman running
: the stand. As if that
: wasn't hot enough, I
: walked by the same stand
: less than two hours
: later.....and there's
: the same cutie with a
: cigarette. Ahhh, to go
: back to 2000.
:
: #27. Back in 1999, when
: I had finally fully come
: to terms with my
: fetish, I was walking
: through the midway
: (finally, getting some
: independence from
: walking around with the
: folks) and on the way, I
: spotted this adorable
: 16-17 brunette sitting
: with a blonde friend who
: was equally attractive.
: The brunette was smoking
: and the blonde wasn't.
: I looped around the
: midway and saw nothing
: of interest, but lo and
: behold, I return to the
: curb where the girls
: were sitting...and they
: were still there! I
: positioned myself to
: their side about 20
: yards and sat and
: waited, hoping the
: blonde would light up or
: the brunette would light
: up again. Finally,
: about 20 minutes later,
: the brunette did light
: up again. There was
: little doubt that she
: spotted me watching her
: at least twice, but I
: didn't care. I waited
: her out until she left
: the scene. What a
: feeling! What a
: sighting!
:
: #26. I broke all
: sightings records just
: last year in 2007, and
: the final of what I
: would consider my
: blockbuster sightings of
: the day came just after
: dark. As I encircled the
: horticulture building
: and approached the Space
: Tower, I spied two
: blonde hotties in the
: 17-18 range. The hottest
: of the two was a bottle
: blonde holding a
: cigarette and sporting a
: ridiculously tiny white
: cotton mini-skirt that
: barely covered her ass.
: Needless to say, I
: reversed course and
: followed them. What a
: stunner of a smoker this
: cutie was. I'm not big
: on nose rings, but this
: prototypical "party
: girl" was so cute
: she actually pulled it
: off....and her intense
: drags and cloudy
: combination exhales were
: positively astounding.
: When the girls took note
: of a pop music station
: playing tunes ahead,
: they hurried up their
: pace and stood at the
: back of a small cluster
: dancing away to the
: music playing. The
: smoker girl's cigarette
: became animated and that
: microscopic white skirt
: of hers danced around
: and jiggled just
: underneath her buns. It
: was quite a sight. The
: two girls would walk
: away from the radio
: station booth after a
: couple of minutes and
: the blonde deposited her
: spent cigarette butt on
: the curb, a conveniently
: wide open space where I
: was able to identify the
: butt as that of a
: Marlboro Light. A great
: day had transitioned to
: a great night.
:
: More in the days to
: come....
:
:
:
:
: Great list so far Mark.
: I think I need to go to
: the state fair with you.
: It seems every year I
: go the sightings become
: more and more sporadic.
: The late 80's to mid
: 90's were prime times.
: I can honestly say since
: around 2000 if I come
: into a sighting its by
: pure accident now, where
: as 10 years ago or so,
: you didnt even have to
: look for them.
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