Posted by thegreyeagle on July 15, 2008, 17:52:40, in reply to "Top 30 Minnesota State Fair Sightings of All-Time: #30-26"
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: I've been going to the
: Minnesota State Fair for
: 21 years now and have
: found it to be the
: single best venue for
: voluminous sightings in
: existence. I've been
: keeping lists of
: favorite sightings over
: the years and have my
: favorites narrowed down
: to a top-30 list. And
: believe me, there are
: some epic moments here.
: With the fair another
: six weeks away, I
: thought I'd take this
: opportunity to go over
: some of my best. This
: batch won't be as
: jaw-droppingly
: compelling as the
: higher-ranked sightings
: on the list, but I just
: don't have the heart to
: shrink the list any..
: Without further adieu,
: here goes...
:
: #30. The 2005 Minnesota
: State Fair wasn’t one of
: my all-time best fetish
: days, but I still feel
: compelled to add a
: couple of the memorable
: entries to the periphery
: of this list, including
: this one. I had to meet
: up with the folks and my
: mom decided she wants to
: go buy some of these
: warm chocolate chip
: cookies before heading
: to the bandshell for a
: concert. Considering
: that took me past the
: high volume grandstand
: area where I had the
: majority of my best
: sightings of the day,
: that sounded just fine
: by me. So I followed
: my mom at a distance
: sufficient enough to
: continue scanning the
: crowd without her
: noticing. She bought
: the cookies and I ate
: several of them while
: walking. As we drifted
: towards the bandshell, I
: look up to see this
: angellic-looking 18-ish
: blonde with a
: conservative white top
: and a long pink
: flower-print skirt.
: Imagine my surprise when
: she raises her right
: hand to her mouth and
: takes a drag off of a
: freshly-lit cigarette.
: If I had been on my own,
: I would have done of my
: 180-degree pivots and
: followed this solitary
: cutie. Thankfully, I at
: least got to look back
: and watch her
: femininely-packaged
: backside wiggle only
: inches away from the
: smoldering cigarette she
: held between her
: fingers. It's such a
: treat to see that there
: are at least some girls
: like her who still smoke
: cigarettes.
:
: #29. One of my first
: real sightings came in
: 1995, when I was tagging
: along with my mom and
: heading to visit the
: very elaborate and
: well-designed sand
: castles on the
: fairgrounds. As we
: headed that direction, I
: passed a group of
: benches where I took
: notice of this GORGEOUS
: 16-ish long-haired
: blonde sitting with
: friends. Keep in mind,
: I hadn't come to terms
: with my fetish at this
: point, so "does she
: smoke?" really
: hadn't even crossed my
: mind. I was just
: stunned with how
: beautiful she was.
: Imagine my excitement
: when she proceeds to
: insert a fresh Marlboro
: between her lips and
: light up. As impressive
: as the sand castles
: were, I couldn't help
: but continue leering
: over my shoulder to this
: blonde who was barely in
: view at this point,
: filling her lungs with
: smoky carcinogens. It
: seems like I've had this
: fetish forever. That
: sighting came 13 years
: ago....and it seems
: weird remembering it now
: and realizing that I
: wasn't even looking for
: sightings at that point
: in my life. Those were
: dark days.
:
: #28. A ray of sunshine
: from the gloomy, dreary
: day at the fair in
: 2000. Early in the
: morning, I walk past
: this vendor stand and
: see this cute
: girl-next-door-ish
: 16-ish blonde smoking a
: cigarette. I'm guessing
: she was probably the
: daughter of
: the blonde woman running
: the stand. As if that
: wasn't hot enough, I
: walked by the same stand
: less than two hours
: later.....and there's
: the same cutie with a
: cigarette. Ahhh, to go
: back to 2000.
:
: #27. Back in 1999, when
: I had finally fully come
: to terms with my
: fetish, I was walking
: through the midway
: (finally, getting some
: independence from
: walking around with the
: folks) and on the way, I
: spotted this adorable
: 16-17 brunette sitting
: with a blonde friend who
: was equally attractive.
: The brunette was smoking
: and the blonde wasn't.
: I looped around the
: midway and saw nothing
: of interest, but lo and
: behold, I return to the
: curb where the girls
: were sitting...and they
: were still there! I
: positioned myself to
: their side about 20
: yards and sat and
: waited, hoping the
: blonde would light up or
: the brunette would light
: up again. Finally,
: about 20 minutes later,
: the brunette did light
: up again. There was
: little doubt that she
: spotted me watching her
: at least twice, but I
: didn't care. I waited
: her out until she left
: the scene. What a
: feeling! What a
: sighting!
:
: #26. I broke all
: sightings records just
: last year in 2007, and
: the final of what I
: would consider my
: blockbuster sightings of
: the day came just after
: dark. As I encircled the
: horticulture building
: and approached the Space
: Tower, I spied two
: blonde hotties in the
: 17-18 range. The hottest
: of the two was a bottle
: blonde holding a
: cigarette and sporting a
: ridiculously tiny white
: cotton mini-skirt that
: barely covered her ass.
: Needless to say, I
: reversed course and
: followed them. What a
: stunner of a smoker this
: cutie was. I'm not big
: on nose rings, but this
: prototypical "party
: girl" was so cute
: she actually pulled it
: off....and her intense
: drags and cloudy
: combination exhales were
: positively astounding.
: When the girls took note
: of a pop music station
: playing tunes ahead,
: they hurried up their
: pace and stood at the
: back of a small cluster
: dancing away to the
: music playing. The
: smoker girl's cigarette
: became animated and that
: microscopic white skirt
: of hers danced around
: and jiggled just
: underneath her buns. It
: was quite a sight. The
: two girls would walk
: away from the radio
: station booth after a
: couple of minutes and
: the blonde deposited her
: spent cigarette butt on
: the curb, a conveniently
: wide open space where I
: was able to identify the
: butt as that of a
: Marlboro Light. A great
: day had transitioned to
: a great night.
:
: More in the days to
: come....
:
Great list so far Mark. I think I need to go to the state fair with you. It seems every year I go the sightings become more and more sporadic. The late 80's to mid 90's were prime times. I can honestly say since around 2000 if I come into a sighting its by pure accident now, where as 10 years ago or so, you didnt even have to look for them.
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