Posted by Mark on March 16, 2008, 18:58:55
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At long last, here's the sighting I have designated as my all-time favorite. I managed to locate the file on my computer containing my top sightings list, so was able to salvage this thing. Without further adieu, here goes....
I'll always remember June 1, 2002. It's as close as an antisocial wallflower like me can expect to come to a fetish paradise in the early 21st century. My cousin Jamie (recipient of my #2 sighting of all-time designation)was getting married to her high school sweetheart that day....a wholesome fella who was expected to tame the wild
side of Jamie that came out in her college years (no such luck with that effort). I attended the wedding with high expectations, given all the
rumors that it was Jamie's roommates who corrupted her into the nicotine fiend she had become, and figured that some of these babes would show up at the wedding. But not in my wildest dreams could I have foreseen the
evening of smoky bliss I was about to experience.
I attended the wedding ceremony with a contingent of my mom's side of the
family also present. The ceremony was nice, but we didn't hit our stride until arriving at the bar and grill where the reception and dance were being held. I was among the first to get there and was lucky enough to see a friend from high school named Ryan there, who had social connections in
the town and knew both Jamie and the groom. More about him later.
But the tables designated for my wing of the family were perfectly placed towards the stage, allowing me a ground's eye view of a balcony of tables that would really come into play later on. As I'm sitting there engaged in mindless conversation with various relatives, in walks this sizzlingly hot 22-ish brunette (likely a college friend of Jamie's) with long, dark brown hair running down her back and a form-fitting black dress. I had seen her at the wedding and was struck by how hot she was, and was overjoyed to see her attending the reception as well. She was the hottest girl I would see
all evening, out of a substantial selection. Within 30 seconds after
arriving, she found a place to stand near the bar while conversing with an
acquaintance/friend and quickly removed a pack of Camels from her purse. She looked like a smoker, and I figured it was onlly a matter of time until
cigarettes were produced. Unfortunately, I had my back to her and couldn't watch her devour that cigarette, but I snagged a couple of drags and exhales, and was deeply impressed.
For the next hour or so before and during the meal, she and the decent if not substantial girl in her company were the only girls who would smoke....but the volume of tobacco that she consumed would more than make up for the lack of other girls immediately smoking. This girl was lighting up one after another after another when they traveled upstairs to that balcony, which I determined right away to be specifically designated as a
"smoker's section", even though smoking was officially allowed throughout the bar. She was in the company of a dude who I assumed was a boyfriend,
but later questioned if he was just a friend she brought with as her date
for the evening. The guy was getting busy with the brunette babe and her
modest friend, lighting both girls' cigarettes whenever they extracted one from their packs....and in the case of the gorgeous brunette, was about every 10 minutes. The food arrived and this girl smoked through her meal, at one point digging out a cigarette in mid-course and beckoning her date to briefly abandon his plate full of food and light her cigarette. It was
already shaping up to be an epic night.
Still, I was kind of hoping that some of these other cuties in the crowd would spark up cigarettes, given that Jamie was rumored to have a number of corrupting influences at college. But it wasn't until after the meals had been delivered that the girls started to go wild. One of the five tables on the balcony was already occupied by the brunette chain smoker and her friend and date, but suddenly I saw a group of four 22-ish chicks, three of
whom were bona fide babes, ascending the stairs to occupy another table
directly in the line of vision from where I was sitting. Three of the girls instantly produced packs of Marlboro Lights and lit themselves up. There was a hot brunette in the mix who was one of the few nonsmokers I would see all evening, but she was only the second-hottest girl of this cluster of four. The hottest was an amazing blonde in the cutest blue
mini-skirt who was afflicted with the addiction. And although the three smokers in this group had waited an hour after arriving before they lit up, they made up for lost time by chaining cigarette after cigarette
after cigarette for the next hour. I sat below in a state of utter bliss watching two tables of stunningly hot young ladies smoking very heavily. In retrospect, they had to have known I was watching them intently.
More to come....
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