Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by ILSL on August 30, 2007, 16:41:44 The Second: I am standing on the sidewalk outside the fitness center. Along comes a BMW roadster with a glorious sight in the driver's seat. A lady with long, curly auburn hair AND a cork tip dangling from the corner of her mouth. She must have circled by me four times looking for a parking space. I saw her remove the cig just once as she stopped to talk to some guy for a couple of moments. Then she drove around to the other side of the building. I waited another minute then went in the center. About 10 seconds later she walks in with racket-ball gear (and sans cig). What a doll! Curvy, somewhat muscular and that hair. I also saw tattoos on the back of each shoulder. About an hour later, I saw her leaving the center with a good sweat from her handball games. The Third: Just two days later, I am driving down the turnpike and find myself closing on a BMW roadster (top up this time). Could it be auburn-hair tarbaby from the fitness center? I shift lanes to pass. I see the driver's window is slightly open. Alas, it is not the auburn-hair girl. YET, I discover a short-haired blond (20s by my estimae) with a half-smoked (by my guess) full white between the fingers of her left hand (resting on the steering wheel). I merge back into the lane ahead of her. I can watch her in the rear-view mirrors. She places the cig to her lips and begins her drag. I count -- 1-thousand-1, 1-thousand-2, 1-thousand-3 -- she removes the cig from her lips. I count for the hold. 1-thousand-1, 1-thousand-2, 1-thousand-3, 1-thousand-4, 1-thousand -- and then she tilted her head toward the window, parted the lips, and exhaled. After about 30 seconds, she performed another drag-hold-exhale, and then pushed the cig out the window.
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The First. I was called out to do inspections at a site in one of the seaside gated communities here. Very upscale place. While completing my paperwork at the end of the inspection, I happened to see a lady emerge from the house across the street. White blouse, khaki slacks, white wedgy sandals, large brown handbag on the shoulder. She was medium height and slim, the silver hair suggested she was middle-age(?). Standing on the porch, she reached into the bag and pulled out a cigarrette case and lighter. She extracted a cork tip, placed it between her lips and sparked up. A drag and a slow exhale. She then placed the cig in the corner of her lips and walked down the sidewalk toward the driveway. As she walked, she plundered through the handbag. She stopped at the car (Lexus sedan) and continued to rummage through her bag with the cig dangling. She put the bag on the hood. Another drag with nostril exhale while putting the cig back to dangle position. Finally, she pulls out the key fob, clicks, and opens the car door. Now, she removes the cig and seems to stare at it for a moment. The the lady then takes a hard drag, an expert double pump. She takes the cig between thumb and finger, and then flicks it to the flower bed. She gets in the car, closes the door, starts the engine, lowers the window glass, shifts gear, and then exhales her plume of smoke as she pulls out of the driveway onto the street.
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