Posted by Mark on August 28, 2007, 4:46:38 I hit the century mark with a ho-hum sighting. Sighting #101 was last year's epic event, right around the same time of day, but it was average this year. However, on the corner near the beer gardens, my second-best sighting of the day would transpire. In the course of less than 20 seconds, I would observe Sighting #102, #103, #104, #105, #106, #107, AND #108......all in one fell swoop. Seven incredibly hot college age babes, each wielding cigarettes. I counted four of them in my initial pass, but three more of the group of eight proceeded to light themselves up in the seconds to come. Only one girl of the eight was not smoking during the course of my observation. I don't ever recall seeing a cluster of hotties this large simultaneously smoking at the State Fair. All of the girls were stunners, decked out in stiletto heels and dressed in glamorous attire, but three of them really stood out. A dark-haired brunette who was the prettiest in the group, a light brunette who was also stunning, and an uber-glamorous blonde who wasn't the kind of natural beauty the other two were but compensated for it with a skimpy brown leather top and short skirt. The cluster of girls left their spot near the beer gardens and walked in unison. The sheer numbers of nicotine addicts meant a permanent trail of fumes was left in their aftermath, all of which I thoroughly enjoyed. It really struck me how amazing this day was going for me as I broke away from this cluster of addicted hotties....and relieved my ongoing fears of the perils of continued anti-tobacco legislation. The wizbang pace of sightings would press on undeterred as I was now heading in the direction of the information booth for the obligatory meetup with the folks at 7 p.m., but I would score more than a dozen additional sightings in the 10-15 minutes it would take to get there. Passing the women's restroom, I see Sighting #110, another wildly glamorous early 20's hottie with long flowing blonde hair running down her back, wearing a sexy black and white summer dress and finishing off a cigarette as she stood in line to get in the women's bathroom. She was the third hottie I would see smoking in line for the women's bathroom that day, and by far the hottest. Less than 30 seconds later, I would score another average sighting (or what passes for average at this point) and follow that with Sighting #112, featuring a young couple in their early 20s out smoking in a secluded corner in front of the DNR building. The guy wasn't smoking, but his cutiepie addicted brunette girlfriend was. She was another classic girl-next-door hottie taking enormous drags and releasing exhales so voluminous they made the sunny day seem cloudy....all while the nonsmoking boyfriend stood there and waited. Lucky SOB. I was positioned perfectly to act like I was watching waterfowl in the DNR pond while actually spying on the hottie about 20 yards away. Another phenominal sighting. The incredible pace continued on my march towards the information booth to meet Ma and Pa Fetisher. Another two-for-the-price-of-one blockbuster I scored included Sighting #120 and #121, with two more glamorous college-age blondes sitting on a bench (next to a mother and daughter) with both girls smoking. Both had long blonde hair and looked incredibly hot, but I only saw a cigarette on the one at first glance. The second girl, sporting a scorching denim skirt and a pair of sexy cowgirl boots, did not appear to have a cigarette in her hand upon first glance....but when I got in a better position, I could see that she too had a cylinder of respiratory pleasure in hand. I would score one more sighting, a college-age couple with a modestly attractive brunette, before meeting up with the folks for the obligatory 7 p.m. intermission, which is more of an excuse to simply rest my feet for about 15 minutes than anything else. After I was sufficiently well rested, I was back on the nicotine trail, and my timing was great as they were about to let the crowds in for the 8 p.m. Fergie concert, and a battalion of addicted hotties were getting their final hits of nicotine and tar before heading into the concert. Most memorable were Sightings #124 and #125, which consisted of a group of 18-ish girls who were reminiscent of the original 1996 "State Fair Girls" responsible for kicking my fetish up to the next level. This sighting wasn't quite up to that caliber because there was only one cigarette amongst the girls, in the hands of a glamorous looking brunette with shoulder length hair, a green tanktop and very nicely fitting khaki shorts. As I lock my eyes in on this cluster of uber-hotties, I hear one the girls mentioning about how "it tastes smooth". This was being said as the brunette passed the cigarette to another girl in the group, a hot and tall blonde in a tanktop and tight jeans, and my instinct was that it was being said about the cigarette even though I didn't catch any additional context. Watching from reasonably close proximity, I watched as the two smokers in the cluster passed the cigarette back and forth before it finally stayed in the hands of the brunette who held it originally. The grandstand was about to let the modest-sized crowd inside, so the girls proceeded towards the gate. I followed and observed a nice dangle from the brunette as she fished for her cell phone in her purse. She finished off the last couple of drags amidst a sea of people exposed to her noxious secondhand carcinogens. I watched from as close of a distance as possible as she drops the cigarette to the ground. I look down to it and can see by the inverted all-white filter that it's a Parliament. I would get two more two-of-the-price-of-one gems in the next 2-3 minutes, the best of which were Sightings #130 and #131, with two more very glamorous-looking hotties among a cluster of college-age girls seated on a bench near the grandstand before heading inside for the concert. I only got to see the final drag of the curly-haired light brunette before she stubbed out her cigarette on the pavement. However, a slightly more attractive long-haired dark brunette had a couple more drags to enjoy from hers, and I would get to observe both of them before this girl stubbed out her ciggie on the pavement as well, seconds before they all got up to get into the concert. The sightings came fast and furious leading up to Sighting #140, a mid-to-late 20's brunette sitting amidst two nonsmoking guys on a bench by the DNR building. They became a blur they were coming so fast. I was seriously expecting pulling 200 sightings before evening's end, but the pace declined surprisingly in the two hours after dark. That said, the excitement was far from over....
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The blistering sightings pace continued for the next 45 minutes to an hour. If I blinked, I'd miss five sightings. One particularly productive pass took place near the grandstand. Sitting on the cement was Sighting #96, another very pretty and unlikely looking 19-20ish brunette smoker. Her boyfriend was standing up near her smoking a cigarette of his own. As I'm positioning myself to get a better look at her, I inadvertantly stumble upon Sighting #97, a glamorous college-age blonde talking on her cell phone and smoking near the line to get into the Fergie concert. (by the way, the girl from Sighting #96 snuffed out her cigarette on the grass and got up to leave with the boyfriend, This was a consistent theme of the late afternoon hours....seeing one white-hot sighting, positioning myself to get a better look, and then being in the line of fire of another one. Fate was helping me usher in my 30s in spectacular fashion this year!
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