Posted by Mark on August 28, 2007, 4:44:32 A group of four dollish 13 or 14-year-old girls were working their way from the midway to the Heritage Square area of the fairgrounds. Sometimes when there is only one girl, it's hard to discern if she is really as young as she originally looks....but there were four girls in this bunch...and they were very clearly in that 8th grade age range. One of them.....an adorable blonde in a red and white striped tanktop and white shorts...had herself a cigarette. I couldn't believe what I saw, and proceeded to follow the group of girls en route to Heritage Square. But the sighting was about to take on an entirely new dimension as the group would wander directly past a parked squad car with two police officers sitting inside.... I take notice of the cop spotting the young girl smoking the cigarette....and so did one of the other three girls in the group (a light brunette cutie in a denim mini-skirt), who nudged her friend in the shoulder and muttered something to her that was inaudible from my distance, but that I figured was a warning that the cop spotted her smoking. With God as my witness, this blonde babe proceeded....who didn't look ANYTHING like a rebel....turned herself completely around a released one of the cloudiest exhales I've seen in recent memory directly pointed to the squad car she had just walked by!!!!! The gesture was a thousand times more fierce than a middle finger would have been....and it was coming from this 14-ish girl that looked like she should be a "B squad" cheerleader..... The group of girls would press forward, and the blonde smoker handed off the cigarette to the mini-skirted light brunette (every bit as cute as the blonde) who warned blondie about the cop watching. The brunette took a few puffs of her own. By this point, I was standing directly behind them and ingesting the headwind of every exhale their young lips spewed. As the girls ascended the steps into Heritage Square, the blonde (who got the cigarette back after her friend took a couple of drags) dropped it right on the steps. It was a Marlboro red! These junior high princesses were smoking full-tar Marlboro Reds! Any wonder why this masterpiece is an almost certain addition to my all-time top five??!?!?!?!? I didn't expect to top this epic stunner for awhile, and didn't....but I would proceed into the midway from there and score a string of impressive sightings, starting with the very next sighting....Sighting #67, which featured a very cleancut looking young couple, capstoned by a long-haired 19-20ish blonde in a long flowing white skirt and an angellic face. This combination didn't fit in at all with the cigarette she was wielding. It was kind of like seeing a teenage Amish babe smoking. Bizarre! Sighting #68 and #69 was another two-for-one hottie college girl sighting in the midway. I was a roll now....and it was all uphill! And it would go on uninterruptedly for the next hour and a half. At this stage of the day, sightings came so fast and furious that all but the most amazing kind of got lost in the shuffle. I was scoring sightings to the tune of three per minute for a lengthy stretch, especially as I passed the block-long stretch of restaurants/beer gardens. It was when I got to the seating area directly in front of the beer gardens and behind the women's restroom where I would really hit pay dirt. Sitting on a bench is Sighting #77, a knockout college age light brunette with shoulder-length hair wielding an all-white and chatting on her cell phone. Most striking about her was this tiny pair of striped shorts covering her bottom (barely!) with a very smooth and sexy pair of legs stemming out of them. I attempted to position myself behind her and ran smack-dab into Sighting #78, a glamorous looking early-to-mid-20's blonde smoking a cigarette while waiting for company. I sat on a bench and was able to observe both, but was most interesting in #76 with those scorching shorts.... Eventually her studly shirtless boyfriend sat next to her and the girl handed her his cigarette before foraging into her purse to score another Marlboro Light for herself. Damn was she hot...probably about 21-22 and very well-practiced in the art of smoking, exhaling lovely plumes out of her mouth and nose. The boyfriend was engaging a middle-aged lady next to him in conversation, which eventually led to the introduction of the girlfriend who identified herself, cigarette in hand, as "Brandy". During the final stages of observing "Brandy" from behind, I caught Sighting #79, my strangest sighting of the day. This incredibly petite light brunette girl of modest attractiveness was walking on by. Watching her, I couldn't have guessed she was older than 12. Sometimes girls are slow to undergo growth spurts and her friends seemed to be a little older than she was, but I wasn't the only one shocked to see what appeared to be an elementary-age girl publicly smoking. This old codger a couple of benches in front of me took mental note of the cigarette-wielding girl as well, watching closely as she walked by and then leaning over to whisper into his wife's ear...most likely chastising the young girl he just saw smoking....unless of course they're both fetishers and he wanted to make sure his wife didn't miss the eye candy. Bang, bang, bang the sightings would continue to come. It was an absolute blur of yumminess until I had a triple-bang shot of particularly impressive hotties near the Space Tower. The first would be Sighting #87, an 18-ish dark shoulder-length brunette who typified the bubbly sorority girl stereotype, walking in the company of two studly guys of the same age range who were not smoking. She was giggling and boisterously horsing around with the two guys, all while clutching an all-white between her fingers. This particular stretch of the fairgrounds was pretty sparse so I was able to follow in close company and ingest her delicious exhales. True to form for this day, she would approach a garbage can with the remnants of her cigarette butt, spending several moments snuffing it out before throwing the butt in the trash. But while I was walking and enjoying Sighting #87, I would also catch a glimpse of Sighting #88, a blonde hottie in her early 20s puffing on a cigarette in the company of a nonsmoking chick friend while relaxing on a bench. She was quite attractive and it was a pleasure watching her polish off that cigarette from the bench across the street. Sighting #89 was another particularly surprising one. Right in front of the trash can where the brunette sorority hottie had deposited her spent butt was a cluster of very proper-looking young ladies that seemed to be family members, ranging in age from late 20's to late teens. The middle girl of the bunch in the 20-21 range had a cigarette. I had to look three times to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was. This perfectly poised light brunette indeed did have a cigarette in her hand. I was spotted watching them and they maneuvered their way awkwardly around the periphery of this one building, making it impossible for me to follow much as I would have loved to.
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I was drifting towards the midway area and scored Sighting #65 and #66 of the day....the "epic" sighting I promised at the beginning of the e-mail. Throughout the day, I would always see clusters of impossibly cute early teenage girls on the fairgrounds....the kinds of hotties that every junior high boy lusted for back in the day.....and every time I cross such a cluster, I would wish that at some point in the day, the opportunity would arise to see just one of them with a cigarette in hand in the year 2007. Well, my time was now.....
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