Who would have thought she smoked?
Posted by Mark on August 4, 2007, 0:03:27 The same number of sightings as Tuesday night, and right around the same level of quality. Since I didn't attend a concert last night, I arrived later in the evening, but generally spent the same amount of time navigating the grounds on a female smoker safari. As is so often the case, the evening started slow, and the first sighting of the night was a late 20's blonde with her husband. She was plenty attractive (and I would see her smoking again later in the evening) but the sighting was not mind-blowing by any stretch of the imagination. A good 40 minutes into the evening (I got stuck chatting with my cousin who I ran into and wanted to discuss that bridge collapse in Minneapolis which is all over the news around here.....quite possibly the biggest calamity in Minnesota history), I finally scored something worthwhile. A cluster of attractive teenage girls squeezed in between two carnival games en route to a grassy knoll behind the midway and next to the public restroom building. It's an area of the fair where lots of teen smokers puff away out of sight. I had a hunch that's what these girls were about to do, but knew that there was no inconspicuous way to walk back to that area without sticking out like a sore thumb. Nonetheless, I did....and walked past the four girls to discover that one (it just happened to be the most attractive of the bunch) was exhaling a cloud of cigarette smoke into the sky. I had to walk a fair distance away in the grassy area before sitting down myself, providing a less-than-perfect vantage point to casually observe them. The girl was definitely a cutie, with a pink tanktop and a tan denim mini-skirt. She was too far away to appreciate her facial features, but I guessed she was about 16-17. A group of boys their age would soon arrive and I got up to leave. Just as I was leaving, another of the four girls lit up a cigarette. I didn't get to see much from her, but later in the evening would pass the girls again in the midway (not smoking), admiring their attractiveness (although they did have a little bit of a naughty girl look up-close), particularly the dirty blonde in the tan denim skirt. Next came one of the most attractive smokers I saw last night navigating northward from the main gate. She was a long-haired blonde about 21 in the company of another girl and an African-American male. Admiring her shapely figure concealed in a pink top and a super-sexy denim skirt. It sure looked as though there was an all-white in her hand, and when I got close enough, my suspicion was confirmed. I only got to see a couple of drags before her cigarette was gone, but she did me proud. She reminded me alot of the actress Kari Matchett, who played a "human-alien hybrid" on the ABC sci-fi drama "Invasion" a year ago and was also on "24" last season (President Daniels' advisor/love interest). This girl looked like Matchett's kid sister. Very nice. My best fairgrounds sighting of the evening came next as I was looping around the north side and once again approaching the public restroom. I see this angellic-looking long-haired brunette cutie in a white tanktop and denim shorts standing with a friend in front of the restroom structure. It took me a couple of seconds to realize that both girls were smoking. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!" I thought to myself, unable to believe a girl this cute and innocent looking would be a smoker. She was every bit as much of an innocent-looking cutie as the light brunette teen from the night before, except this girl was even prettier. My initial instinct was that this girl was probably 16, but as I saw her friend (a long-haired dirty blonde who was also attractive), I started thinking the two of them were probably more like 18. I stood at a nearby dumpster and had a front-row seat to their nicotine show. They dragged copiously on their cigarettes and I couldn't take my eyes off of them. The friend was wonderful, but I was fixated on this brunette babe as she relentlessly placed that all-white to her lips and pulled from it. I could feel my crotch swelling...... Then came a very unexpected turn of events. I hadn't even noticed a set of strollers only a few feet away from the girls until the brunette cutie started spouting baby talk and assuring the toddlers in the strollers that they would be leaving soon. These two were mothers?!?!?! That probably made them older than I suspected (but they still couldn't have been ANY older than 21) because their faces and their near-perfect young bodies oozed youth. I couldn't imagine babies had popped out of those hourglass figures. In some cases, seeing this may have been a buzzkill, but the idea that these hotties were new mothers and had restored their girlish figures and their cigarette habits was unbearably hot. The girls would crush out their cigarettes under their shoes and stroll away with the little tykes. I actually followed them a bit into the midway and got a few admiring glances in before moving on to the next targets. They were very pretty girls. What a great sighting! And believe it or not, I wasn't done with these two. I would walk past them once more about a half hour later, this time with the strollers resting in the middle of the walking zone while conversing with two dudes....and BOTH girls were smoking again! By the time I looped around to get another look, they had finished their cigarettes and the brunette uber-babe was holding her baby and talking to him/her. It would be the last time I saw them that night, but what an amazing and memorable impression they left on me..lol. I would get a few ho-hum sightings in the next half hour before going on an incredible tear. Drifting towards the south side of the fairgrounds, I walked past a cluster of 16-ish girls and observed a cigarette in the hand of one of them. I had to pull back a distance to see which girl it was. It was this brunette who was a bit overweight, but very cute. There were a few cuties in that cluster who I would have preferred to smoke than her, but nonetheless wasn't complaining. I would then wander further south, which is basically a dead end because the main fair gate is on that side and you either have to exit the gate or turn around and head back into the fair. As I was near the gate, I notice three approaching college-age girls in their early 20s. Looking at them from afar, there was just something about them that jumped out at me and screamed "Smokers!" even though two of the three didn't exactly look like smokers. They weren't classic beauties, but were all nonetheless attractive. I was at the end gate of the fair anyway, so I really had no choice but to turn around and follow them a bit....and so I did. For some reason, they were able to make their way a comfortable distance ahead of me, but I was able to spot them and detected a smoldering all-white in the hands of the brunette (the one girl of the three who looked like a definite smoker). I picked up my pace and caught up to them just in time for them to find a seat on a makeshift bench near the grandstand which is a frequent hangout for smokers..... I walked past for a moment, ready to swing back around at the slightest hint of additional tobacco consumption. However, I got a brief detour as I observed this young early 20's couple in front of me where both guy and girl were smoking. Particularly cute about this long-haired blonde girl was that her foot was in a velcroed cast, indicating she had broken or sprained it recently. So she hobbled around arm in arm with the boyfriend through the fairgrounds while wielding a cigarette in her free hand. Made me wonder if she's an athlete who incurred an injury, and is taking the downtime to publicly indulge her nicotine addiction. As cute as this girl was, I just had to turn around and check out what I suspected would be an all-smoking college-girl triumvarite seated near the grandstand. Upon turning around, I could see another unlit cigarette on the lap of the cutest girl of the three, a light brunette with a short ponytail and a girl-next-door quality. I knew I was in for a show, so seated myself on the same makeshift bench (actually a burm around the building with flowers planted) and positioned myself behind the girls where I could watch them over my shoulder. Within 30 seconds, all three girls were smoking...and it was a show! Every drag was an intense 5-7 seconds orgyfest of carcinogen ingestion, and every exhale was a cloudy mess of toxins flowing equally from the girls' mouths and noses. For girls that didn't look like smokers, it was very obvious they had a festering and merciless subservience to nicotine. The positioning was awkward, but as good as I was gonna be able to do under the circumstances. The brunette, who lit her cigarette first, was the first to finish, which was fine by me because it gave me the opportunity to watch the more attractive two consume the rest of their cigarettes with taunting gusto. They would finally finish and stood up to leave. Sad to see them leave but what a show they put on! Nonetheless, I'd see these girls again as I was leaving, again all seated on a bench (this time on the north side of the fairgrounds). They weren't smoking this time, but their positioning on this bench led me to believe they either just finished more cigs or were about to light up more. And upon closer inspection, they were all still girl-next-door cuties who I would not have expected tobacco consumption from, let alone such obvious long-term addiction.
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