Posted by smokeslave on July 9, 2007, 4:57:58, in reply to "My Top Sightings of All-Time #s 10 and 9" --Previous Message--
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Wonderful memories...trhanks Mark
: Counting down from my 10th
: favorite random and/or
: unplanned sighting of
: all-time (only
: pertaining to sightings
: that were not scored at
: my annual fair safaris
: and experiences with
: dates/girlfriends/romantic
: encounters:
: #10--My hometown has
: this perfect sightings
: spot with a strip mall
: and attached gas station
: and a usually vacant
: parking lot that allows
: me to sit there eating
: my fast food from the
: nearby Taco Bell and
: visually monitor smoker
: traffic coming in and
: out of the gas station,
: as well as the busy
: street in front of it.
:
: One of my best memories
: from this spot came in
: late 2001, when the
: weather had turned cold
: in the Upper Midwest and
: it theoretically becomes
: easier to tell the
: smokers from the
: nonsmokers by who still
: has their windows
: cracked while driving.
: One 18-ish brunette sure
: punctured a hole in that
: theory in the most
: satisfying way
: imaginable.
:
: Parked right next to the
: entrance-exit of the gas
: station/strip mall, a
: black luxury car stops
: parallel to me waiting
: to turn into busy
: traffic. My eyes
: literally bulged (along
: with other parts of my
: anatomy) as I turned to
: see the most prim and
: proper high school
: senior-ish hottie behind
: the wheel of this
: expensive car with a
: freshly lit all-white in
: her hand. And the
: hottest part of this
: sighting was that the
: window wasn't even open
: a crack. My first
: thought was that she had
: just lit the cigarette
: and would eventually
: crack the window, but
: she sat there waiting to
: turn for close to a
: minute, and after
: watching a couple of
: well-performed drags and
: exhales, she moved the
: cigarette to her right
: hand and tapped the ash
: downward, almost
: certainly into the
: ashtray in her car.
:
: Here was this poised
: looking rich girl
: driving a luxury car
: that daddy probably
: bought for her....who
: was marinating in her
: own cesspool of toxic
: secondhand smoke. An
: escape hatch for the
: noxious fumes spewing
: around in such a
: compressed setting? Not
: for this nicotine beauty
: queen. She liked the
: lingering aroma of
: ever-present secondhand
: smoke just fine, thank
: you very much. I somehow
: managed to get by
: watching this girl for
: close to 90 undetected
: seconds before she was
: finally able to make her
: turn, with conditions in
: that car getting
: cloudier with each
: passing second.
:
:
: #9--Until early 2005, I
: worked at a newspaper in
: a small-town in
: southwestern Minnesota,
: and on occasion, I would
: have to attend these
: agriculture forums held
: on the campus of the
: Technical College in the
: city of Mankato. I
: always managed to score
: a couple of sightings of
: hot college girls
: smoking in between
: classes on my way in and
: out of the campus. But
: one warm spring
: afternoon in my final
: weeks working at this
: paper in March 2005, I'm
: getting ready to leave
: campus after one of the
: seminars, but by pure
: impulse, decided to take
: one more loop around the
: north side of campus.
:
: As I do, I look over to
: see a young guy and a
: young chickie walking
: from the lot towards the
: building. The girl
: looked positively
: astonishing in the snap
: glimpse I got of her,
: with long blonde hair
: running down her back
: and skin-tight jeans.
: But what really got my
: juices flowing was the
: freshly lit cigarette
: extending from her
: fingers. I quickly
: looped around the
: parking lot and found a
: perfect parking spot to
: observe as this girl sat
: down on the curb with a
: group of students, most
: smokers but some not.
: She was breathtakingly
: hot....about 19 years
: old with a bare midriff
: shirt and very tight
: pants...particularly
: refreshing since she was
: the first girl I had
: seen that year bearing
: summer attire. I watched
: her smoke that cigarette
: with gusto, passionately
: ingesting every
: succulent drag and
: exhaling cloudy plumes
: of exhaust that seemed
: to dominate the cloud of
: smoke hovering above the
: half dozen or so smokers
: hanging out near the
: curb.
:
: A middle-aged woman who
: was apparently a janitor
: or custodian at the
: school came outside and
: nudged the blonde beauty
: for a cigarette
: (apparently, she's the
: designated emergency
: cigarette supplier for
: other smokers at the
: college). Blondie opened
: up her green pack of
: Marlboro Light Menthols
: and handed one to the
: woman. The girl smoked
: the cigarette to the
: filter and stubbed it
: out on the curb. But
: what shocked me most
: came about 30 seconds
: later when the pack of
: Marlboro Light Menthols
: came out again, and the
: girl fired up another
: one for herself. Once
: again, she tilted her
: head skyward to release
: every cloudy exhale. It
: must have been time for
: class because she had to
: crush out the second
: cigarette when it was
: only two-thirds smoked.
:
: I really felt drawn to
: this girl and at that
: moment, would have given
: anything to go out with
: her. That obviously
: never happened, but I'll
: still have the memory of
: those back-to-back
: curbside sightings that
: bested any sighting I
: ever got at my own
: college.
:
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