Posted by Mark on August 27, 2006, 20:56:27 I already gave a teaser of my next blockbuster sighting, which was Sighting #119. Once again near the beer gardens, I turn the corner to see two long-haired 18-ish blondes pass me. They look remarkably similar in hairstyle and clothing (both wearing sexy black strap shirts and tight form-fitting blue jeans) and were either sisters or best friends who choose to look as much alike as possible. However, only of the beautiful blondes was a smoker, caressing an all-white (likely Marlboro Light) in between her index finger and middle finger. Like any good stalker worth his weight in restraining orders, I had to follow these beauties as they progressed towards the grandstand area to a waiting middle-aged woman, likely the non-smoker mother or one of both of the girls, most likely the smoker who did 90% of the talking when she arrived. It was such a rush to see this 18-ish beauty casually dragging and exhaling only a couple feet in front of her non-smoking mother. The only thing that could have made this sighting better is if the other girl, who looked more innocent and sweet, also lit up. If you blinked, you’d miss five sightings in those evening hours, but most were something of a blur with the darkness obstructing the intensive observation that the light of day provided. The two-in-one sightings where that certainly didn’t apply were Sightings #132 and #133 between the Space Tower and horticulture building. About 50 yards in front of me, I notice two amazing blonde female bodies proceeding forward with freshly-lit cigarettes in both of their hands. These were the kind of impossibly well-proportioned teenage hotties who seem as though they’re fem-bot constructions of some engineering wizard rather than actual humans. Their appeal was only accentuated by their ultra-feminine attire, including a pink-and-white striped tanktop and tight jeans on the one girl and a pink tanktop and denim mini-skirt on the other. I accelerated my pace to get a closer and was fortunate enough to have the girls sit on the sidewalk to consume their cigarettes. I sat on the sidewalk across the street and admired their Barbie-doll cuteness and watched them copiously drag from their all-whites. Unable to appreciate the depth of their facial beauty, I decided to walk across the street and get a closer look at them in passing. Both girls were amazing beauties, probably 16-17 but possibly 18, with the pink shirt/denim skirt vixen particularly beautiful. In passing, I was even able to tell that the pink shirt girl was smoking a Marlboro Light while the other girl was smoking a Parliament. About 30 seconds after crossing the street, the girls jubilantly rose from the sidewalk and ran over to embrace two guys I certainly assumed to be their boyfriends. I followed the four of them for a distance before realizing the show was over, but not before providing me my third favorite sighting of the day. Seven more sightings ensued on my journey back to the midway, where I was about to make my final evening run. I had already made three trips down the midway, and was disappointed with the lack of sightings thus far. However, the evening run through the midway is almost always productive. I had two sightings immediately upon entering there, where a group of guys and girls were almost all smoking. After that though, the first half of the midway run continued to disappoint (keep in mind, the midway at the MN Fair is HUGE!). It heated up in the second half though, producing an unending slough of sightings that culminated in uncharted territory for me, Sighting #150. And it was memorable, with an 19-ish blonde hottie cheering on her boyfriend at a carnival game playing pool while simultaneously attending to her own physical needs dragging from an ever-present cigarette comfortably resting between her fingers. The girl was blonde, petite, and packaged in a flattering blouse and mini-skirt. Yet again, I hit a benchmark in style. I made one final lap around the grounds before leaving, picking up an additional 14 sightings, but nothing that jumped out at me. Then, I got a bonus exiting the grounds on an overpass that goes above the street to the south of the fairgrounds and towards the parking lot. I look to my right from atop the street and sidewalk to see an adorable blonde in a pink shirt and denim miniskirt walking with her boyfriend and holding a cigarette. You guessed it. It was the “fem-bot” from an hour earlier (Sightings 132 and 133). Not far behind her was the other blonde, also sucking down another cigarette. Apparently they live in walking distance from the State Fairgrounds. Almost makes me want to move to St. Paul. Since I already counted these girls as two sightings, I didn’t add to my total, but I was just fine with that seeing as how two of my favorite bombshells of the day provided me with an encore. Usually, I manage four or five additional sightings on the way out of the fairgrounds. That wasn’t the case last night, although I have a feeling a 16-ish brunette cutie had a cigarette in hand as she raced behind my car to get to her commuter bus, but since I didn’t know for sure, I didn’t count her. On the drive to Snelling Avenue, however, I did get one final sighting in the backseat of a car. Amongst a crowd of commuters in this particular car exiting the State Fairgrounds lot was a 16-ish blonde whose cigarette glowed like a firefly in the backseat of that car. This particular car was only parallel to mine for about 10 seconds so I didn’t get a great look at her, but could tell she attractive enough to warrant Sighting #165 status. As always, the same post-fair symptoms afflicted me again in 2006, including fever and intensely sore feet (as well as soreness in other parts of my anatomy we won’t talk about), but needless to say, it was all worth it. I almost feel as though I should write a Minnesota State Fair Fetisher Handbook at this point after all these runs, informing fetishers of fairground hotspots and warning of things to avoid and things to pursue.
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Sighting #113 quickly followed, still seated at the information booth, as a pair of girls and a guy sat on the cement as the guy ate some junk food. To the guy’s right was a very attractive 19-ish dirty blonde, while to his left was a brunette with very dramatic features. I’m generally not a fan of short hair on young girls, and can only think of one woman who looks better with short hair than long….and that’s country singer Martina McBride. This girl very much had a Martina McBride thing going, with similar facial features and a hairdo nearly identical to Martina’s before she grew it out…..except this girl’s features and hair were considerably darker. As I observed from a distance, it sure looked like she was holding a box of cigarettes in her left hand along with her cell phone. As I looked closer, it became obvious that she was indeed in possession of a pack of Parliaments. I was starting to worry she wouldn’t light up, but after the boyfriend finished his junk food, she opened the pack and extracted one for the both of them (the other girl apparently didn’t smoke) and I wrapped up my sit near the information booth watching this beauty puffing on her Parliament.
Dusk was approaching and I had a lot of territory I still wanted to cover, but as is always the case, an extended period of sitting after hours of walking makes it even harder to proceed further. I didn’t know if I was gonna make it there for the first few minutes, but thankfully recovered in time to enjoy the evening “light show”. Once the sun goes down, the girls more easy to dismiss as non-smokers during the day suddenly become fair game, as nearly every attractive young lass may be pleasuring her respiratory system with manufactured cylinders of compressed tobacco and tar. The downside of evening sightings is that the lack of light makes it harder to appreciate the beauty and smoking styles of the chick smokers.
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