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Posted by Simp on 2/18/2008, 6:52 pm
Message modified by board administrator 3/2/2008, 11:34 pm
This is pretty good, so I thought I'd post it for the rest of you. E-mailed to me at work from Sami.
NY cokehead review. Was gonna post this on Posi but dont feel like it.
Scott: Mormon, cokehead. I was playing my guitar, showing Owen a riff, and he asks for it. He then proceeds to #### with the levels on the
amp, I leave the room. Was in a decently big HC band from Utah for a few years, stopped playing guitar to play keyboards. Licking his gums, etc.
all night. Has a long beard, has long hair, beatle boots, just started working at the Apple store. Grade: C
Clark: 21 year old homeowner/design prodigy who works at Marc Jacobs Corp. office. Parties hard, beat Slash at Guitar Hero, painted zebra stripes on his wall, although the last 2 are up for debate. Has a mustache and bangs, owns a 3 level apartment, which includes Zoltar from
Big (the actual one). Best line, "So, you guys hanging with any girls this weekend?". Bears serious resemblance to one Romulox. Is also of Mormon origin. Grade: A-
Other guy: Not sure his name. Has long hair and a maniac beard, and wears those weird canyon shirts. Has something to do with the new Napoleon Dynamite movie, had a lot to do with the first one. Is a texting phenom apparently, but has an old ass Nokia brick. Is
pretty cool I guess. Grade: B
Molly: Weighs like 80 lbs. Had a morphine addiction, has a bowl cut, Works at Marc Jacobs, is Jewish. Beat me at Scrabble, my roommate is
trying to sleep with her. Grade: A-
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