Posted by Nina on 3/1/2003, 9:51 pm
Message modified by board administrator 11/24/2008, 12:55 am
Cassette Book Collection Volume 2
All Gag (i.e., joke) Version
Melodrama Version
(Sound of rain)
Shuu: "Aaa, Today is raining, too."
(Sound of door opening)
Shuu: "Oh, Isn't that Shin? What are you doing there...laying flat without any motion (Note: "maguro no you ni": literally, 'laying there like a tuna', which means 'laying there without any motion') Don't take the whole sofa by yourself!"
Shin: "...uhn...my stomach...hurts..."
Shuu: "Stomach??? What, you must been overeating!"
Shin: "I'M NOT YOU!!"
Shuu: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!! I ALSO HAVE THE EXPERIENCES OF STOMACHACHE THAT WASN'T CAUSED BY OVEREATING...such as overdrinking, or catching a chill while sleeping."
Shin: "....o...Ouch."(fell on the floor)
Shuu: "HEY! SHIN! WHAT'S WRONG!!"
Shin: "MELODRAMA VERSION"
(Sound of door opening)
Ryo: "HEY! EVERYONE! [I heard that] SHIN...SHIN COLLAPSED!! IT'S THAT TRUE, SHUU?"
Shuu: "yeah, it's true."
Ryo: "WHAT'S THE CAUSE?!"
Touma: "Calm down, Ryo."
Ryo: "HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!"
Touma: "RYO!"
Ryo: "Shin collapsed....I didn't even notice that he wasn't feeling well!"
Touma: "Ryo! We are all worried as well. Sit down anyway!"
(Ryo sat)
Ryo: "Sorry, Touma. I...was really astonished. I don't know what to do..."
Touma: "I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't yell at you."
Seiji: "But...what is wrong all of a sudden? He was fine yesterday."
Shuu: "He taught me the (martial) Art of Rod in the yard yesterday. In addition, we ate meal together this morning, too."
Touma: "But, he almost didn't touch anything."
Seiji: "That is right."
Touma: "Shin never complaint to us, such as saying "I'm in pain," "I'm tired," or "I don't want to [do it anymore]" before. Not even once, right? Even though he looks like he is fine, it does not necessary mean that he is really all right."
Shuu: "He is....so reserved! Aren't we companions?!"
Ryo: "Doctor...what did the doctor say?"
Touma: "The doctor is checking [him] right now."
Seiji: "But...it takes too long. It should have already been finished if that is just a regular check."
Shuu: "Hey, Touma! You don't say that Shin is having something SERIOUS, do you?"
Touma: "I don't know."
Shuu: "Wh...WHY DO YOU ONLY GET SERIOUS AT THIS KIND OF SITUATION!!"
Touma: "At any rate, it's a fact that Shin collapsed. We can't change anything."
Ryo: "(sadly)Shin."
Touma: "Instead of talking about that, we should all think about if we are responsible for it."
Seiji: "We are responsible?"
Touma: "That's right. For example, we bother him with trouble, or that we give him a shock. He might have very delicate nerves even when he doesn't look like so. After all, he is "The Blood Type A" who always take consideration [for others]."
Ryo: "It's my fault."
Seiji: "It is not only you, Ryo."
Touma: "For example, Shin is the only high school student [among us], isn't he?"
Shuu: "REALLY?"
Touma: "High school student may have something important that we the junior high students don't understand. We are still compulsony education after all. We might still make it, but Shin will be retained for a grade definitely."
Ryo: "I...never heard Shin talked about it!"
Touma: "He'd rather die than to touble other people with his own problems."
Ryo: "WHAT DID YOU SAY! THEN, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF US BEING THE COMPANIONS! I always acted unmanly (Note: "Fukai-nai", unmanly, cowardly, not doing what a man is supposed to do), causing everyone trouble all the time...did you say that I shouldn't even "WORRIED"?"
Shuu: "Me too, caused Shin a lot trouble. Carelessly, I used offensive language with him; I can't stand his treacherous [like a sly fox] words and almost faught with him."
Touma: "His iron-like heart will not be bothered for such small issues."
Shuu: "DIDN'T YOU JUST SAID THAT HIS NERVES ARE DELICATE?"
Touma: "I said "MIGHT" be delicate."
Shuu: "...that's why I hate people who have quick thinking."
Touma: "For example, the radical change of the environment."
Seiji: "Environment? What do you mean?"
